The Trumpster!

[SlyPokerDog]

Is running for President!

Shit just got serious!

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Denny is getting ready to launch the Donald fan forum, TrumpTwo.com.

 

[barfo]

Awesome news!

barfo

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Denny Crane]

Denny is getting ready to launch the Donald fan forum, TrumpTwo.com.

I am?

NOT.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I am?

NOT.

Barfo said he would moderate it for you.

 

[Sedatedfork]

This is going to be entertaining...

 

[PDXFonz]

He's gonna imprison people for sayinf you're fired.

 

[MARIS61]

Zzzzzz....

Like going to an open mike comedy night and the comic telling the same lame joke over and over and over but always blowing the punch line.

 

[crandc]

Chris Matthews, who I normally think is full of it, I think captured why people are interested - there are guys in dead end jobs who think if they were rich they'd like to marry a new beautiful woman every few years, have a TV show, run a beauty pageant, have big buildings named after them, etc. etc. Trump lives their fantasies.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

According to Donald Trump, a 2016 ticket of Trump for president and Oprah Winfrey for vice president would be a lock for the White House.

"I think Oprah would be great. I'd love to have Oprah," Trump told ABC News. "I think we'd win easily, actually."

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/story?id=31808135

 

[SlyPokerDog]

This is a fantastic strategy by the Republicans! You get so many candidates running for president that you can only ask yes or no questions during the debates. And even if you do that you only have time to ask 3 questions.

 

[Denny Crane]

They're going to limit the debates, no doubt. A lot of these guys will drop out when they can't raise enough money.

 

[tlongII]

He has nice hotels.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[barfo]

They're going to limit the debates, no doubt. A lot of these guys will drop out when they can't raise enough money.

Luckily, that doesn't apply to The Trump!

barfo

 

[jlprk]

“I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created.”

http://www.mycentraloregon.com/2015/06/16/donald-trump-announces-2016-presidential-campaign/

 

[jlprk]

And a little Lindsey Graham for ya...

http://wegoted.com/2015/06/sen-kirk-apologizes-for-saying-lindsey-graham-is-a-bro-with-no-ho/

Graham is the biggest Fascist in the Senate. No wonder no woman wants him.

 

[Denny Crane]

Luckily, that doesn't apply to The Trump!

barfo

Actually, I don't think he has $billions to spend on a campaign.

 

[speeds]

Chris Matthews, who I normally think is full of it, I think captured why people are interested - there are guys in dead end jobs who think if they were rich they'd like to marry a new beautiful woman every few years, have a TV show, run a beauty pageant, have big buildings named after them, etc. etc. Trump lives their fantasies.

I think he also appeals to the segment of the population that would like to see the President calling people losers and assholes, bullying allies, making threats, and waving his dick around like the flag. Thankfully that segment is as small as Trump is a man.

 

[crandc]

Agree, speeds. He appeals to the worst in people, the bullying, bragging, I've got mine screw you. Most people who are not sociopaths try to keep those baser impulses under control.

What is it about these people? Do they ever listen to the music they use?

Trump used "Rockin' in the Free World" - has he heard the lyrics? And then Neil Young points out that it was unauthorized and that he supports Bernie Sanders.
Reagan had to be told that "Born in the USA" was not a jingoist anthem, and before that Chuck Berry's "Livin' in the USA" and "America" from West Side Story were similarly billed as patriotic anthem. I mean, listen to the damn songs!

 

[jlprk]

excerpts from
http://www.startribune.com/donald-trump-the-worst-gop-headache-god-ever-created/307898271/

Donald Trump has finally put his considerable money where his considerable mouth is...Outside of professional wrestling, no one mixes ego with bravado quite like Trump. He will be “the greatest jobs president that God ever created,” he announced Tuesday, while calling his rivals and critics “stupid” and “losers” (at least he didn’t call them fat and ugly).

...His announcement speech was heavy on saber-rattling toward China and Mexico. In Trump’s view, the two countries are destroying the American economy because U.S. leaders are terrible negotiators. Luckily, Trump knows “the smartest negotiators in the world” - he may even be one himself - who would do things like threaten auto manufacturers with massive tariffs if they move jobs overseas. This, despite pronouncing himself a supporter of free trade.

Trump’s comments on Mexican immigrants (“They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime, they’re rapists”) stood in sharp contrast to the inclusive tone that Jeb Bush set in his announcement speech on Monday. If the Republican candidate with the biggest megaphone is also the most hostile to Mexico, it will be difficult for the party to win over Hispanic voters.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

excerpts from
http://www.startribune.com/donald-trump-the-worst-gop-headache-god-ever-created/307898271/

Donald Trump has finally put his considerable money where his considerable mouth is...Outside of professional wrestling, no one mixes ego with bravado quite like Trump. He will be “the greatest jobs president that God ever created,” he announced Tuesday, while calling his rivals and critics “stupid” and “losers” (at least he didn’t call them fat and ugly).

...His announcement speech was heavy on saber-rattling toward China and Mexico. In Trump’s view, the two countries are destroying the American economy because U.S. leaders are terrible negotiators. Luckily, Trump knows “the smartest negotiators in the world” - he may even be one himself - who would do things like threaten auto manufacturers with massive tariffs if they move jobs overseas. This, despite pronouncing himself a supporter of free trade.

Trump’s comments on Mexican immigrants (“They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime, they’re rapists”) stood in sharp contrast to the inclusive tone that Jeb Bush set in his announcement speech on Monday. If the Republican candidate with the biggest megaphone is also the most hostile to Mexico, it will be difficult for the party to win over Hispanic voters.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

http://theweek.com/speedreads/56126...paid-actors-50-come-presidential-announcement

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I had a piece of his speech thingy in Manchester today, there was a hysterical crazy person who freaked out and got tackled. Vermin supreme was there. I was working with a dude named Shitface, hes one of Trumps nh dudes. Crazy chest hair. We used 10 flags on stage, i dont know if you guys have seen them but there is a little thingy that spreads a flag on a flagpole to make it look bigger, but we only had 5 so we used clothes hangers on the rest.

 

[jlprk]

http://theweek.com/speedreads/56126...paid-actors-50-come-presidential-announcement

That links to this article, which includes a video of Trump's speech! Oh boy!

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/donald-trump-campaign-offered-actors-803161

 

[barfo]

I don't remember Trump being quite this much fun last time around. I am very pleased.

barfo