The US's plan to invade Canada

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Now this is something I could get behind. I've been to Canada, I like it, plan on visiting it again. The US should only invade countries that the average citizen would want to visit. Otherwise what's the point? The benefit? I have no interest in visiting Iraq, Afghanistan or Syria.
 
SlyPokerDog said:
http://www.wearethemighty.com/articles/heres-how-the-us-planned-to-invade-canada
"Successful occupation of this area would effectively cut off Canada from the Pacific."
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They forgot to include Prince Rupert, a major Port just south of SE Alaska with rail connection to the interior. I had a ranch just inland from there, on the Buckley river, tributary to the Skeena.
Beautiful country, the fishing was fantastic.

I wouldn't be apposed to reuniting the original Oregon territory. Why the hell would we need the rest of this problematic country? So long as we keep the first 10 amendments
 
I've been lobbying for this for years. We must crush Canada under our bootheels.

barfo
 
We are the north and we have a maple sugar shortage! We need a very cold empty wasteland to send all the Mexicans to
 
No wait...they found a lot of oil and we always invade oil countries
 
Characterized as a counterattack, the 1921 plan more accurately resembles a preemptive war. The brainchild of Lieutenant Colonel Buster Sutherland Brown of the Canadian Army, the plan called for a surprise attack on the U.S. as soon as the Canadians had “evidence” that America was planning an invasion

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The face of war.
 
I take it back, then.
 
Depending upon who gets the presidency here, I might end up wanting Canada to take over the US
 
The Canadians. They walk among us. William Shatner. Michael J. Fox. Monty Hall. Mike Meyers. Alex Trebek. All of them Canadians. All of them here.
 
What's the big deal? Canada's had a plan to attack the US for years now. They call it "Justin Bieber".
 
Think of your children pledging allegiance to the maple leaf. Mayonnaise on everything. Winter 11 months of the year. Anne Murray - all day, every day.
 
It's time we put the "America" back in North America! GOD BLESS BUD BOOMER!
 
The way to defeat Canada is through Hockey. If we were to construct a super team to crush their hopes and dreams, they would all wilt and become despondent. We could just walk across the border and plant our flag.
 
Natebishop3 said:
The way to defeat Canada is through Hockey. If we were to construct a super team to crush their hopes and dreams, they would all wilt and become despondent. We could just walk across the border and plant our flag.
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Other countries developing great hockey teams to play against us is pretty much what we've wanted all along.
 
riverman said:
That's fine but we're not fielding a curling team
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America sucks at curling. You guys will never have a good curling team and you'll certainly never beat us at it. America is a waste of good ice.



*waits*
 
speeds said:
America sucks at curling. You guys will never have a good curling team and you'll certainly never beat us at it. America is a waste of good ice.



*waits*
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This means war..... I shall recruit a bunch of Jamaicans to create the best curling team of all time!
 
speeds said:
America sucks at curling. You guys will never have a good curling team and you'll certainly never beat us at it. America is a waste of good ice.



*waits*
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America sucks at curling? This photo suggests our ladies have been awesome at it for decades:

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We'll rule squash and darts, I'll give Canada the edge on curling and ice fishing
 
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