Religion The "White People Are Ruining Everything" Thread

[riverman]

In college I practiced for speech class in a cemetery. Used a tombstone for a podium. Captive audience but I think they liked it.

I'm sure you killed...brought the house down...you could hear a pin drop

 

[3RA1N1AC]

And kale.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Jade Falcon]

She died from that. And yet...I'm not bothered by that.

In college I practiced for speech class in a cemetery. Used a tombstone for a podium. Captive audience but I think they liked it.

Sly's graduation photo. His Alma Mutter...

 

[SlyPokerDog]

She died from that. And yet...I'm not bothered by that.

You can see the elementary school in the background of the video. She had emptied her gun before she was run over but the police had no way of knowing that. If the police had returned fire and missed they could have hit the school, running her over was absolutely the right move.

 

[Jade Falcon]

You can see the elementary school in the background of the video. She had emptied her gun before she was run over but the police had no way of knowing that. If the police had returned fire and missed they could have hit the school, running her over was absolutely the right move.

Absolutely. Well said.

 

[santeesioux]

whywasthatagoodidea 186 points 5 years ago

In the mountains of Peru, it is an urban legend of sorts that white people will steal children. So much so that when I am around a misbehaving child the mother almost always threatens the child by saying that the gringo(me) will take you away.


Thomas031 2178 points 5 years ago

In Zimbabwe, white people are thought to have no knees. This is due to them wearing long trousers / dresses all the time, apparently. This is also apparently extremely funny.

00peligro 1283 points 5 years ago

I used to live in South Korea, and according to a friend: there is a belief among a few asians that white people are less evolved because they have more hair.

nucca35 509 points 5 years ago

My friend from Vietnam always talks about white people being crazy. He would say, if a black/asian guy wants to kill you, he will just shoot you.

But if a white person wants you dead he will eat you and rape your baby.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

whywasthatagoodidea 186 points 5 years ago

In the mountains of Peru, it is an urban legend of sorts that white people will steal children. So much so that when I am around a misbehaving child the mother almost always threatens the child by saying that the gringo(me) will take you away.


Thomas031 2178 points 5 years ago

In Zimbabwe, white people are thought to have no knees. This is due to them wearing long trousers / dresses all the time, apparently. This is also apparently extremely funny.

00peligro 1283 points 5 years ago

I used to live in South Korea, and according to a friend: there is a belief among a few asians that white people are less evolved because they have more hair.

nucca35 509 points 5 years ago

My friend from Vietnam always talks about white people being crazy. He would say, if a black/asian guy wants to kill you, he will just shoot you.

But if a white person wants you dead he will eat you and rape your baby.

Can confirm all these

 

[The Professional Fan]

That Kendall Jenner Pepsi ad FTW (I'd post it but Twitter is blocked here at work)

 

[santeesioux]

That Kendall Jenner Pepsi ad FTW (I'd post it but Twitter is blocked here at work)

Pepsi panders to SJWs and are now getting attacked by them, it's kind of funny.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

That Kendall Jenner Pepsi ad FTW (I'd post it but Twitter is blocked here at work)

whats this shit all about. Some of my SJW friends are freaking out. lol

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

wait, Kendall is the normal one right?

 

[santeesioux]

There's a normal one among those sisters?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Yes.

 

[Nate]

Some of the tweets about this commercial are just pure gold.

These morons are why Trump is president.

 

[The Professional Fan]

Some of the tweets about this commercial are just pure gold.

These morons are why Trump is president.

It's a pretty tone def ad tbh

 

[Nate]

It's a pretty tone def ad tbh

It's a stupid commercial for sure. But it's just SJW's finding something else to be "offended" about.

Anyone could find anything offensive.

The real travesty here, was the Middle eastern girl. Her face wasn't all the way covered up, and it looked like she was working? That's offensive to many countries.

Or did you see all the cultural appropriation?

So many minorities appropriating white culture in that commercial.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

It's a pretty tone def ad tbh

Why? Cops suck and she gave him a Pepsi. That shit is bad for you.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Do people really care about a Pepsi ad?

 

[Nate]

Do people really care about a Pepsi ad?

Hard to tell.

What's the difference between a SJW and a troll?

Do trolls actually care about what they're trolling about?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Hard to tell.

What's the difference between a SJW and a troll?

Do trolls actually care about what they're trolling about?

Who knows?

 

[Nate]

Who knows?

Rasta?

 

[PDXFonz]

Movie idea: Two white kids use their parents money to travel after high school and act like they've accomplished more than everyone else because of it.

 

[The Professional Fan]

Why? Cops suck and she gave him a Pepsi. That shit is bad for you.

Lol

 

[The Professional Fan]

It's a stupid commercial for sure. But it's just SJW's finding something else to be "offended" about.

Anyone could find anything offensive.

The real travesty here, was the Middle eastern girl. Her face wasn't all the way covered up, and it looked like she was working? That's offensive to many countries.

Or did you see all the cultural appropriation?

So many minorities appropriating white culture in that commercial.

I don't know. Capitalizing on social shit that really matters to real people seems distasteful to me. I know, what an idiot SJW I am.

Fuck decency, right? Who needs it.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I don't know. Capitalizing on social shit that really matters to real people seems distasteful to me. I know, what an idiot SJW I am.

Fuck decency, right? Who needs it.

Wait, you dislike it for that? It seemed like you were fine with the idea but not the execution. That's what I thought anyway.

I don't care what Pepsi thinks about anything so...

 

[The Professional Fan]

Wait, you dislike it for that? It seemed like you were fine with the idea but not the execution. That's what I thought anyway.

I don't care what Pepsi thinks about anything so...

No the whole thing was awful in my opinion. The fact an exec (or exects) at a major American company thought this was a good idea at any level is stunning to me. All things considered.

 

[Nate]

Fuck decency, right?

I know, that bitch didn't have her whole face covered up. Indecent whore.

Not to mention the cultural appropriation.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Not to mention the cultural appropriation.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

No the whole thing was awful in my opinion. The fact an exec (or exects) at a major American company thought this was a good idea at any level is stunning to me. All things considered.

I don't drink either but I've always been on the Coke side so fuckem.