This dude is a hero... but she still won't date him

[JfizzleBlazer]

Yeah, no way that guy ever gets her poon.

Sad thing too. She will probably get rammed by random dudes that treat her like Shit, then one day she will realize ginger would have been everything she needed in a dude (minus the pussyness at his age now)

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

He's playing chess -- lay the ground work down now and pounce when the time is right.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Ain't no groundwork to lay.

He should lay the guilt trip down. He deserves that much.

 

[Natebishop3]

He's playing chess -- lay the ground work down now and pounce when the time is right.

He's playing chess -- and she's playing connect four with some other dude.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Ain't no groundwork to lay.

He should lay the guilt trip down. He deserves that much.

Yes, because that works on women. :roll eyes:

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

It works on skanks. I'm not judging her. I'm just saying...

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Someone should just start a kickstarter for him. Call it "Pussy for Heroes"

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

It works on skanks. I'm not judging her. I'm just saying...

Begging for pussy never works bro. You have to be strong and confident. Guilt trips are for pussies.

He can probably bang other chicks in school because he is famous now if he had some game. Too nice, too needy.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I was kidding. Doing what he did will get him laid, even if it's not by this chick.

 

[julius]

Yeah, women are never tricked into having sex with guys. Guilt or trickery never works.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

There's a difference between being shady/tricky to get laid and getting pity sex. He should be having hero sex. What girl looks at someone and says: he's disabled, I feel bad for him, I'll sleep with him

hoop fam

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Sounds like you know a lot about these shady and pitiful ways to get laid. Lots of experience trying these ways out?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Sounds like you know a lot about these shady and pitiful ways to get laid. Lots of experience trying these ways out?

No. I just keep it honest and it seems to work.

hoop fam

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I don't think you're being honest now, FAMS.

Cue Wedding Crashers pickup scene. "We lost so many good men."

 

[RR7]

He's playing chess -- and she's playing connect four with some other dude.

She's got 3 in a row, go for one more...

 

[MARIS61]

Hopefully Corey Brownlee spends a few years in prison.

Should I hold my breath?