This TSA Douchebag

[Colonel Ronan]

Do the rest of us a solid, and stick your crotch in a microwave.

That is fucked up, you fucking fuck.

 

[BrianFromWA]

I bet that machine gives off radiation. I have yet to father a family, I want kids god damn it.

The sun gives off radiation. The ground gives off radiation. Dental X-rays give off radiation.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

The sun gives off radiation. The ground gives off radiation. Dental X-rays give off radiation.

Fuck your brains.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Yay. I'm flying out of LAX next Wednesday at 5pm, probably the busiest time, busiest hour of the entire year. FML.

 

[julius]

Is this Xray thing for everyone, or like the air blown thing and only for a 'selected' few?

 

[Eastoff]

The sun gives off radiation. The ground gives off radiation. Dental X-rays give off radiation.

Sadly the lead vest does nothing for you there. =\ The sun's radiation is mostly blocked by the ionosphere.

 

[MARIS61]

The sun gives off radiation. The ground gives off radiation. Dental X-rays give off radiation.

Since radiation tends to remain and accumulate, it becomes more dangerous with each additional exposure.

A spoonful of dirt placed on top of your head is harmless.

10 million spoonfuls placed on top of your head would obviously cause your death.

This is why your dentist eliminates 2 of the 3 sources of radiation by:

a. working indoors out of direct sunlight

and

b. elevates you off the ground in the dental chair

 

[MARIS61]

The government of The United States of America is gay. For as long as I can remember I've had state-sponsored homosexual conduct pushed at me.

I will never understand the basic idea in America that government forced/required (same-sex) viewing, showering and now groping, is accepted /tolerated as nothing odd, even when children are the victims.

Beginning with 7th grade PE class, children are required to expose their naked bodies to PE coaches and classmates, many of whom have pedophilic or homosexual leanings, even though the same schools have been teaching them since kindegarten that no person has the right to see them naked or touch them and they should tell an adult so they can be arrested.

Now the TSA is taking pornographic pictures of children (a direct violation of quite a few Federal and International child porn laws) and tax-paid homosexuals are sexually groping adults and children 8 hrs a day/40 hrs a week, and we're not only tolerating/accepting it, we're paying them to do it.

I'm not attacking homosexuals here, I have no problem with them, but it's always seemed odd that the government standard is a pretense that they don't exist in government institutions. That government-sponsored same-gender nudity and contact is safe and innocent and hetero (the norm in nature) is perverse and deviate behavior.

To pretend that anyone but a homosexual would even apply for a job that required him to grope members of the same gender all day, every day defies logic. And I seriously do not believe any heterosexual male would.

So, when that TSA guy with the funky after-shave gives you that extra little tug, just realize he'll be reliving the moment the 2 of you shared later on while rubbing one out in the shower. Unless he's a pedophile who's just there for the kids.

 

[julius]

taking nude pictures of children (in this context) is not "pornographic" pictures. Not saying I'm in favor of it, but nude children does not = porn.

Shouldn't be done, but it's not "porn".

 

[MickZagger]

My parents have all kinds of naked pictures of me when I was young in scrapbooks and stuff. I most my life from when I was born to the age of 5 I was running around nekkid. I think my parents were stoned half the time anyways lol.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

 

[BrianFromWA]

Since radiation tends to remain and accumulate, it becomes more dangerous with each additional exposure.

A spoonful of dirt placed on top of your head is harmless.

10 million spoonfuls placed on top of your head would obviously cause your death.

This is why your dentist eliminates 2 of the 3 sources of radiation by:

a. working indoors out of direct sunlight

and

b. elevates you off the ground in the dental chair

I guess what I'm saying is this: if you're about to cruise at 40,000 feet for a few hours with only 1/2 inch of aluminum between you and the cosmic rays, it's not worth your time to worry about the microscopic-in-comparison dose that the machine may give you.

 

[Haakzilla]

TSA Now Putting Hands Down Fliers’ Pants

Big Sis turns up the heat: New super-enhanced pat-down more invasive

Paul Joseph Watson & Alex Jones
Prison Planet.com
Tuesday, November 16, 2010

The TSA’s invasive new screening measures include officers literally putting their hands down people’s pants if they are wearing baggy clothing in a shocking new elevation of groping procedures that have stoked a nationwide revolt against privacy-busting airport security measures.
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Forget John Tyner’s “don’t touch my junk” experience at the hands of TSA goons in San Diego recently, another victim of Big Sis was told by TSA officials that it was now policy to go even further when dealing with people wearing loose pants or shorts.

Going through airport security this past weekend, radio host Owen JJ Stone, known as “OhDoctah,” related how he was told that the rules had been changed and was offered a private screening. When he asked what the procedure entailed, the TSA agent responded, “I have to go in your waistband, I have to put my hand down your pants,” after which he did precisely that.

Stone chose to conduct the search in public in the fear that the TSA worker would be even more aggressive in a private room.
“If you’re wearing sweat pants or baggy clothing, I was wearing sweat pants they’re not baggy, they’re sweat pants,” said Stone, adding that the agent pulled out his waistband before patting his backside and his crotch.

THE ALEX JONES SHOW 11/16/2010: Video: Owen J.J. Stone exposes the horror of TSA reaching into his pants
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Even the TSA agent who put his hands down the man’s pants was embarrassed at what he had been told to do by his superiors, apologizing profusely to the victim.
Speaking with The Alex Jones Show today (video coming soon), Stone went further – noting how the TSA thug directly patted down his testicles, penis and backside while his hand was inside Stone’s pants. Stone was initially embarrassed to reveal the full scope of the groping but related the details of what amounted to nothing less than outright sexual molestation.

A 54-year-old Missouri City man experienced similar treatment when he was going through security at Fort Lauderdale Airport.
Thomas Mollman was subject to a groping by a TSA officer that was tantamount to sexual molestation.

“I was wearing shorts at the time – between the underwear, right on the skin, all the way around the back, all the way around my front, 360 degrees, touched inappropriately,” he said.

“This was an assault. This was no different than a sexual assault,” said KTRK Legal Analyst Joel Androphy.

The level of abuse appears to be getting worse on an almost daily basis. First TSA agents use the back of their hands, then they outright grope you with the front, and now they are being trained to put their hands down traveler’s pants. What’s next? Mandatory bodily probes?

Even as the resistance to airport oppression grows, Big Sis and the TSA are responding by making the pat down procedures more invasive. Napolitano has figuratively said to the American people ‘let them eat cake’ as she slaps them in the face.

Given the fact that the TSA’s own woeful background checks for their own employees allows rapists and pedophiles to get jobs as pat down agents, will you allow TSA workers to put their hands down the pants of your daughter or wife?

http://www.prisonplanet.com/tsa-now-putting-hands-down-fliers-pants.html

 

[MARIS61]

taking nude pictures of children (in this context) is not "pornographic" pictures. Not saying I'm in favor of it, but nude children does not = porn.

Shouldn't be done, but it's not "porn".

Legally, it is.

If you get caught with them, you're going to jail for a long time.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

my theory is that people who don't fuck a lot of different people get ultra sensitive when people touch them in the junk since they don't often feel the touch of others. people who get some and with variety are used to having strange people touch them there.

 

[MARIS61]

My parents have all kinds of naked pictures of me when I was young in scrapbooks and stuff. I most my life from when I was born to the age of 5 I was running around nekkid. I think my parents were stoned half the time anyways lol.

Parents having them is a tad different than some guy in another state who posts it on some internet pedophile site, which is what's going to happen eventually.

 

[MARIS61]

my theory is that people who don't fuck a lot of different people get ultra sensitive when people touch them in the junk since they don't often feel the touch of others. people who get some and with variety are used to having strange people touch them there.

So you're okay with guys touching you?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Re: Re: This TSA Douchebag

So you're okay with guys touching you?

Perhaps.


x

 

[Colonel Ronan]

So, when that TSA guy with the funky after-shave gives you that extra little tug, just realize he'll be reliving the moment the 2 of you shared later on while rubbing one out in the shower. Unless he's a pedophile who's just there for the kids.

Argh, what the fuck?! This post freaks me out, but I agree.

 

[BGrantFan]

my theory is that people who don't fuck a lot of different people get ultra sensitive when people touch them in the junk since they don't often feel the touch of others. people who get some and with variety are used to having strange people touch them there.

Using that logic, then I suppose that glory hole fanatics actually look forward to the new TSA screenings.

 

[boatsandstars]

Ah. Game over, First person to cite Alex Jones loses and the game restarts*

*Same applies to anyone who brings up Hitler.

 

[maxiep]

We should understand that this is what happens when we're too politically correct to racially profile. It's time to stop fucking around and hire the Israelis to run our airport security. Fire the newly federalized Wackenhut employees and start putting in effective terrorism countermeasures at airports.

 

[jlprk]

I thought about this long and hard, and I came up with the only possible solution. When you go on a plane trip, wear skin-tight pants. As were stylish in the 80s for men. Show your bulge. Not only will you save the inspector time, you'll have a slew of giggling girlfriends by the time you return.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

We should understand that this is what happens when we're too politically correct to racially profile. It's time to stop fucking around and hire the Israelis to run our airport security. Fire the newly federalized Wackenhut employees and start putting in effective terrorism countermeasures at airports.

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[Haakzilla]

Ah. Game over, First person to cite Alex Jones loses and the game restarts*

*Same applies to anyone who brings up Hitler.

...really?! You are comparing Alex Jones to Hitler?! Why?!

 

[Haakzilla]

[video=youtube;VN6pJ7nP1yA]

...disturbing!

 

[barfo]

I thought about this long and hard, and I came up with the only possible solution. When you go on a plane trip, wear skin-tight pants. As were stylish in the 80s for men. Show your bulge. Not only will you save the inspector time, you'll have a slew of giggling girlfriends by the time you return.

I'm already doing that, with those results. What should I change?

barfo

 

[Denny Crane]

Since radiation tends to remain and accumulate, it becomes more dangerous with each additional exposure.

A spoonful of dirt placed on top of your head is harmless.

10 million spoonfuls placed on top of your head would obviously cause your death.

This is why your dentist eliminates 2 of the 3 sources of radiation by:

a. working indoors out of direct sunlight

and

b. elevates you off the ground in the dental chair

Do you wear a tin foil hat?

 

[Haakzilla]

Ron Paul Unleashes On TSA: “Enough Is Enough”

Paul Joseph Watson
Infowars.com
November 18, 2010

In perhaps his most impassioned and irate speech to date, Congressman Ron Paul unleashed a tirade of vilification at the TSA and their security procedures that have stoked nationwide outrage, stating “enough is enough” as he introduced new legislation to that would open the way for TSA employees to be sued for groping Americans or putting them through dangerous naked body scanners, preventing travelers ‘from being treated like cattle’.
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During a speech on the House floor last night, Paul said that the treatment Americans were being subjected to at airports proved that the country as a whole needs to stand up and tell the federal government, “enough is enough”.

“Imagine if the political elites in our country were forced to endure the same conditions at the airport as business travelers, families, senior citizens, and the rest of us. Perhaps this problem could be quickly resolved if every cabinet secretary, every member of Congress, and every department head in the Obama administration were forced to submit to the same degrading screening process as the people who pay their salaries,” roared the Congressman.

“Something has to be done,” Paul implored. “Everybody’s fed up. The people are fed up. The pilots are fed up. I’m fed up.”

Visibly infuriated, Paul said the traveling public were being treated like farmyard animals.

“If this doesn’t change, I see what has happened to the American people is we have accepted the notion that we should be treated like cattle. Make us safe, make us secure, put us in the barbed wire, feed us, fatten us up, and then they’ll eat us. And we are a bunch of cattle and we have to wake up and say we’ve had it…. It’s time for the American people to stand up and shrug off the shackles of our government at TSA at the airport,” he raged, encouraging people to support the national opt out day planned for November 24.

Paul’s legislation, the “American Traveler Dignity Act,” is expertly crafted because it gives the feds no room to maneuver. If he had merely called for an end to certain pat down techniques, the government could have weasled out of it by invoking terror threats or changing semantics. However, once it is established that TSA employees are not immune to assault and harassment lawsuits, they will avoid groping Americans for fear of being sued. Numerous lawsuits of this nature are already in motion.

Paul also addresses the use of naked body scanners, similarly opening the way for the TSA to be directly sued for producing images that are tantamount to pornography, and pedophilia in the case of children.

The bill is brief and gets straight to the point.

A BILL
To ensure that certain Federal employees cannot hide behind immunity.
Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,
SECTION 1. NO IMMUNITY FOR CERTAIN AIRPORT SCREENING METHODS.

No law of the United States shall be construed to confer any immunity for a Federal employee or agency or any individual or entity that receives Federal funds, who subjects an individual to any physical contact (including contact with any clothing the individual is wearing), x-rays, or millimeter waves, or aids in the creation of or views a representation of any part of a individual’s body covered by clothing as a condition for such individual to be in an airport or to fly in an aircraft. The preceding sentence shall apply even if the individual or the individual’s parent, guardian, or any other individual gives consent.

Story continued here: http://www.infowars.com/ron-paul-unleashes-on-tsa-enough-is-enough/

 

[Denny Crane]

Ron Paul '12