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Buzz Killington

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His harem is like at 11 right now and counting. Fuck what a fucking pimp. Dumbshit got married though...but still, that's pretty fucking impressive.
 
Gatorade just dumped Tiger. Has his wife yet?
 
yeah, probably. He should just cut her a check for $500 milli, tell her "its been great" and continue his sex quest!
 
Gatorade dropped him? They should have made a commercial with Tiger and all these women. "That's G"
 
Gatorade really needs to market to vegas skanks more. Its the preferred drink of the regrettable morning after!
 
Link me to some of these blogs.
 
Yes he is....

TIGER’S RUMORED WOMEN:

1.) Rachel Uchitel. The club hostess was the first of the women to be linked to Woods after the National Enquirer reported that she traveled to Australia to be with Woods during a golf tournament there. So far, she has denied the affair.

2.) Jamie Grubbs. The 24-year-old reality show contestant and cocktail waitress claims she carried on a 31-month-long affair with Woods until his crash last month. She offered a Woods voicemail to prove it.

3.) Kalika Moquin. The 27-year-old club manager from Las Vegas is reported to have had a brief sexual relationship with Woods. She would neither confirm nor deny the report.

4.) Cori Rist. The 31-year-old swimsuit model reportedly met Woods at a Manhattan club last year before they began a sexual relationship that led to Woods flying her out to various secret locations for hook-ups, and her introducing the golfer to her 7-year-old son.

5.) Jamie Jungers. The 26-year-old, who sold her story to a British newspaper, is a former employee of Trashy Girls Lingerie. She said she met Woods in Las Vegas.

6.) Mindy Lawton. The 33-year-old pancake house waitress from Orlando claims she was dumped by Woods in 2007. According to the Post, it was her affair with Woods that was caught on camera by the National Enquirer, when he was snapped dropping her off at her trailer park. The threatening news later led to a Woods Men’s Fitness cover in exchange for the magazine’s silence about the alleged affair, the New York Post reports.

7.) Holly Sampson. The 36-year-old from Los Angeles is a former porn star, who has starred in such films as “OMG, Stop Tickling Me” and “Flying Solo 2.” According to the Sun, she has neither confirmed nor denied her affair with Woods.

8.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 8. A former cocktail waitress from Orlando, Fla. does want to reveal her identity yet, according to her attorney Michael O’Quinn. But this she has said: at the time the affair allegedly began, she was 20 years old and met Woods at the Roxy in Orlando, where she was a VIP server.

9.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 9 is reported to be a “sexy” British TV presenter who was single at the time, but is now married.

10.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 10. is reported in a UK paper to be a “sex-addicted cougar.”
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http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews....s-linked-to-10-women-cori-rist-jamie-jungers/


rofl at banging some chick who live in a Florida trailer park :lol:

Rachel:
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Jamie:
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Kalika:
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Cory:
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Holly: (only pic I could find of her not taking the cock
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Jamie:
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Mindy: (trailer park girl, surprise)
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I hope you appreciate the work I put in to bring all the ho's pics to one place :cheers:
 
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The best comment Ive seen yet....

"Where is Dave Chappelle when you need him?"


ROFL
 
Thanks DaRizzle! He just loves to fuck! Gotta give him props for banging the trailer park cougs!
 
Repped you, DR.

Uh, Tiger Woods got game, money, a big cock, a combination of the three, one of the three, or all three. Damn, but I feel really bad for his wife...until she signs those divorce papers and gets $500 million+. Then she can come take care of me. I won't cheat on her :]
 
Those are some awkwardly-siliconed, skanky looking tramps.

You'd think being a billionaire and all, he would have better taste.
 
Any bets on how many kids he has out there?
 
MARIS61 said:
Those are some awkwardly-siliconed, skanky looking tramps.

You'd think being a billionaire and all, he would have better taste.
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please. they are pretty hawt looking....and probably fun and freaky.

the skanky tramps are the first to come out of the woodwork. the quality women usually actually have shit going for them, so they will keep it discreet.

and besides, these skanks are the kind that look good at nightclubs the most. Just so sexual and slutty, you can't resist!
 
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If this is true then holy shit....

....This means I have a chance with Megan Fox :ghoti:
 
I wonder (and I put this in the other thread) that to me, Tiger Woods seems to have a Jordan-esque mindset and these kind of rumors followed Jordan for quite some time. I think Jordan was better at putting his wife in check though, those crazy Swedish chicks!
 
Buzz Killington said:
please. they are pretty hawt looking....and probably fun and freaky.
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Wow. That's what passes for "hot" these days in LA? Ugh.

Seriously, not even with a ten foot pole. Not even for money.

You need to travel, get out of the "Silicone Valley" for awhile.
 
Buzz Killington said:
Real life situation, her in a bar, grabbing your junk, you would hit.
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I don't know. It would seriously depend on the amount of drinks I've consumed. I've always been a fairly picky guy and have felt that my hand can do just as good a job as a chick who looks like a turd burglar. All the other chicks on his bang list though I would definitely hit it. That chick looks like a tundra wookie.
 
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