Tiger Woods is a Pimp.

[Buzz Killington]

I don't know. It would seriously depend on the amount of drinks I've consumed. I've always been a fairly picky guy. All the other chicks on his bang list though I would definitely hit it. That chick looks like a tundra wookie.

hey, so then you can say you banged a tundra wookie! you'll regret every piece of semi-non-revolting pussy you pass up later in life (excluding STDs and pregnant chicks).

 

[MickZagger]

hey, so then you can say you banged a tundra wookie! you'll regret every piece of semi-non-revolting pussy you pass up later in life (excluding STDs and pregnant chicks).

I have no problems getting ass. I just don't feel the need to stick my dick in every strange girl that comes across my path at a bar that I can carry a conversation with longer than 5 minutes. I know the type who start going up to random chubbies with 20 minutes till closing time in an attempt to get them back to their house and eventually up into the bedroom after a good round of drinking games. Its always solid to keep a small, yet solid rotation of booty calls instead of being, "that guy".

 

[Buzz Killington]

 

[J_Ray]

what's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Anyone Anyone? Santa stops at 3 ho's! haha

 

[Mamba]

More like power of the swamp donkey. She's barely blowjob worthy.

 

[alex42083]

Trailer park girl = brutal. The others? Yeah.. I could see it. Tiger's a man just like every other man. We got our weaknesses. His wife though is still the hottest.

 

[Pontius]

Real life situation, her in a bar, grabbing your junk, you would hit.

Been there a million times(not literally) and have resisted. Tiger is a sad motherfucker to be cheating on his beautfiful wife with dime a dozen skanks.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

I bet Woods could sign a nice deal with 5 Hour Energy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Those are some awkwardly-siliconed, skanky looking tramps.

You'd think being a billionaire and all, he would have better taste.

Gosh, no kidding. C'mon, Tiger, step your game up, will ya.

 

[Haakzilla]

!

 

[The_Lillard_King]

I have so many chicks hit on me that I don't understand why Tiger would have sex would those woman . . . .

 

[Buzz Killington]

This is still probably a small number of them.

How many of these women that "hit" on you do you actually sleep with?

Tiger is a manwhore. Just likes teh secks. and after a while, its more the body than the face anyway! these chicks were probably down without some of the bullshit.

 

[Wheels]

REPPEd Darizzle for your work.. I admit I was curious to the looks of them. but at work wouldnt be a good time to search lol.

 

[hasoos]

I think since he is losing endorsements, that one company really actually go the other way, and pick him up as endorser! Trojan Condoms!

 

[Buzz Killington]

Rachel Uchitel has a fantastic ass.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/09/tiger...leged-mistress-affair-window-paparazzi-video/

 

[Blazed Mania 52]

Tiger Woods is definitely a master in the art of concentration.

 

[DaRizzle]

lol...Gatorade drops him
I guess the the slogan: "Tiger Gatorade: Is it in you?" was not cool anymore for some obvious reasons

 

[ABM]

So, Tiger and Elin are considering moving to Sweden?

 

[maxiep]

So, Tiger and Elin are considering moving to Sweden?

Great move. What you really want to do if you have a husband who likes to cat around is to move to a country where there are nothing but hot women who have a very casual view of sex.

 

[Haakzilla]

Great move. What you really want to do if you have a husband who likes to cat around is to move to a country where there are nothing but hot women who have a very casual view of sex.

...do you think the paparazzi would follow as well

 

[ABM]

So, Tiger and Elin are considering moving to Sweden?

S'pose I could have provided a link.

http://www.straitstimes.com/BreakingNews/Sport/Story/STIStory_464813.html

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Frankly, it's a good idea.
'

 

[ABM]

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2...s_pictures_will_be_published_if_mag_can_.html

 

[Buzz Killington]

you know you'll buy it.

 

[DaRizzle]

comedy...he has too much money for me to care about feelings

 

[ABM]

you know you'll buy it.

I guess I'll probably, now, see him at the reunion.

 

[Buzz Killington]

comedy...he has too much money for me to care about feelings

He has enough money just to make it go away eventually. they might just 'move to sweden' until it all blows over.

 

[ABM]

Texts between Tiger and Jaimee...

July 20, 3:04 p.m.
Tiger: Hey Sexy I can't come out this week. Something came up family wise
Jaimee: That's okay I hope everything is fine … would have liked to see you
Tiger: We will make it happen

July 26, 11: 22 p.m.
Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday
Tiger: what kind of present your naked body
Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone
Tiger: alone with him that is
Jaimee: haha I wish

Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m.
Jaimee: miss u
Tiger: now that's hot so who is your new boy toy
Jaimee: no new boy toy … still running dry… been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months
Tiger: I need you
Jaimee: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u
Tiger: I will wear you out soon
Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing
Tiger: really. Where
Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it … is on my cheek below my eye … implanted a little diamond
Tiger: send it again. I didn't pick up on that
Tiger: you just need some attention from me
Tiger: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)
Jaimee: I don't even have someone I am dating … no … u can be my boyfriend
Tiger: then I am
Jaimee: I wish
Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together
Tiger: when was the last time you got laid

Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.
Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha
Tiger: oh god
Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf
Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf
Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding
Tiger: I know sexy

 

[Mamba]

Yeah I've got more game than him.too bad I don't have the money.

 

[MickZagger]

Texts between Tiger and Jaimee...

July 20, 3:04 p.m.
Tiger: Hey Sexy I can't come out this week. Something came up family wise
Jaimee: That's okay I hope everything is fine … would have liked to see you
Tiger: We will make it happen

July 26, 11: 22 p.m.
Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday
Tiger: what kind of present your naked body
Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone
Tiger: alone with him that is
Jaimee: haha I wish

Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m.
Jaimee: miss u
Tiger: now that's hot so who is your new boy toy
Jaimee: no new boy toy … still running dry… been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months
Tiger: I need you
Jaimee: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u
Tiger: I will wear you out soon
Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing
Tiger: really. Where
Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it … is on my cheek below my eye … implanted a little diamond
Tiger: send it again. I didn't pick up on that
Tiger: you just need some attention from me
Tiger: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)
Jaimee: I don't even have someone I am dating … no … u can be my boyfriend
Tiger: then I am
Jaimee: I wish
Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together
Tiger: when was the last time you got laid

Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.
Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha
Tiger: oh god
Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf
Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf
Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding
Tiger: I know sexy

Lol, thats the weakest game I've ever seen. He keeps on prodding her with questions about when she's been laid last. Who gives a fuck unless he's tagging it.