Timbers fans murder Portland woman

[MARIS61]

Police have identified the 63-year-old Portland woman killed Saturday night in a hit-and-run on West Burnside Street.

Officers responding to a report of a body in the road found Nancy Margaret Schoeffler about 11:20 p.m. near Southwest Tichner Drive, said Lt. Robert King, a spokesman for the Portland Police Bureau. Schoeffler was pronounced dead at the scene.

Investigators announced Monday they are looking for two women and a "vehicle of interest" in connection with the incident.

The women were seen arguing later Saturday night near a dark green, mid-1990s to early 2000s Honda Accord in a QFC parking lot at 7525 S.W. Barnes Rd, just more than two miles from where Schoeffler's body was found, King said. One of the women then got something out of the car, which had front hood damage and a shattered windshield on the driver's side.

King described the damage as "being more consistent with hitting a person rather than a pole or tree."

The women were described as being in their mid to late 20s and short, with a medium to heavy build. Both were wearing baseball caps, possibly with Timbers logos.

Investigators ask anyone with information about the incident, the vehicle or the two women to call Officer Eric Koppang at 503-823-2216.

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2012/04/portland_police_identify_woman_1.html

 

[LameR]

Oh sensationalist Maris. Classic.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

KGW reported them as being drunk Timbers fans. I guess both women were dressed in Timbers gear besides just hats.

You never hear about Blazer fans running over innocent people. This is just one more example of why soccer is a violent sport and should be banned!

 

[jlprk]

Can Womens Libbers make a cause out of a woman being killed, if a man didn't do it? Surely these two women were victimized by men somewhere in the past, which caused them to take it out on the dead woman.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

A hit & run murder is serious business. I would think a minimum of 7 years each in the penitentiary.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Soccer hooligans at it again

 

[THE HCP]

Cue SlyPokerDog or whatever his name is to come in here and start with the drama!

 

[magnifier661]

I bet it was a fucking bicyclist that did it! Those assholes need to pay!

 

[oldmangrouch]

But were they wearing HOODIES?

 

[Eastoff]

I bet it was a fucking bicyclist that did it! Those assholes need to pay!

You often hear about those darn bicyclists hitting people and the people dying from embarassment. Much worse than dying from fatal injuries from a car.

 

[magnifier661]

You often hear about those darn bicyclists hitting people and the people dying from embarassment. Much worse than dying from fatal injuries from a car.

LOL just messing! I'm just bitter cause I'm too damn lazy to be healthy. I envy those that are healthy!

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

LOL just messing! I'm just bitter cause I'm too damn lazy to be healthy. I envy those that are healthy!

Your girlfriend looks healthy.

 

[magnifier661]

Your girlfriend looks healthy.

Well yeah cause she rides my fat ass every night for hours. You think I got the endurance to thrust for hours? She does all the work!

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Well yeah cause she rides my fat ass every night for hours. You think I got the endurance to thrust for hours? She does all the work!

HAHAHAHA!!

 

[Mediocre Man]

But were they wearing HOODIES?

It doesn't matter because the victim wasn't black. This is a non story

 

[Eastoff]

still looking

 

[Eastoff]

arrests are made

 

[Wheels]

Good

 

[The_Lillard_King]

Speaking of murders, anyone catch the last Timber game . . . Spencer needs to go.

 

[Wheels]

Poor form

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Speaking

of

murders,

anyone

catch

the

last

Timber

game . . .

Spencer

needs

to

go.

Poor form

Better?

 

[The_Lillard_King]

Poor form

What? The title, jlprk's joke about battered woman, MM's joke about soccer hulligans, mags joke that the victim was murdered by a bicyclist, oldmangrouch's joke if they wore hoodies, MM's joke about how all this doesn't matter because victim wasn't black, mags joke about fucking all day or my joke that the Timbers got murdered last night?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

What? The title, jlprk's joke about battered woman, MM's joke about soccer hulligans, mags joke that the victim was killed by a bicyclist, oldmangrouch's joke if they wore hoodies, MM's joke about how all this doesn't matter because victim wasn't black, mags joke about fucking all day or my joke that the Timbers got murdered last night?

The Timbers lost last night to a team of 6th graders so "the army" have their panties in a bunch.