Notice TRAIL BLAZERS ASSIGN CLIFF ALEXANDER AND LUIS MONTERO TO D-LEAGUE’S SANTA CRUZ WARRIORS (5 Viewers)

[jlprk]

This youtube soundtrack is like Euro Café Smooth Jazz New Age Hot Tub Health Spa Heaven

You forgot that you're sitting in a hot tub.

 

[jlprk]

5 down! Coincidentally, our 2 heroes are on the bench, cheering their teammates.

 

[riverman]

Coursey looks like Kevin McHale just before he retired

 

[jlprk]

2:45 left, 7 down! Hold onto your derbies! Don't go anywhere! Don't twist that dial! Too late to buy popcorn!

 

[riverman]

How can you be named Jones the third...wouldn't it have to be Jones the 30 billionth?

 

[jlprk]

Free ice cream when hometeam scores 100.

106-101, 1:43 left! Who cares if we lose? The crowd thunders in an uproar and a commotion at the same time!

 

[riverman]

Not a lot of passing ...Montero was their only hope

 

[jlprk]

Saving M and A for the end...if it's a blowout end. Trying to win right now. 108-102, 46 seconds left. Yet another official review.

 

[riverman]

Cliff in for the last 30secs

 

[jlprk]

A comes in with 30.8 seconds left! 109-102. We foul not on purpose, 28 seconds left, free throws.

 

[riverman]

Cliff got completely boxed out for that free throw board

 

[jlprk]

A was only in for about 5 playing seconds.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Damn. Forgot about of Abalone game. What'd I miss?

 

[riverman]

Made a game of it

 

[jlprk]

This last minute drags on and on. Many time outs, and an official's review. 17 seconds left. Not fun for the spectators, but most aren't leaving.

 

[riverman]

Damn. Forgot about of Abalone game. What'd I miss?

Everything

 

[riverman]

Big 3 freethrows for Jones the 30millionth

 

[jlprk]

Many fouls and free throw in this last minute, now on purpose. Our 2 guys aren't in.

 

[jlprk]

Big 3 freethrows for Jones the 30millionth

His jersey says Jones III in big letters, probably because Jones II complained.

 

[riverman]

Man it's gotta be tough to coach a D league team

 

[jlprk]

Damn. Forgot about of Abalone game. What'd I miss?

We had this game in the bag till you showed up.

 

[jlprk]

Our team was the D-League champion last season? I always keep up on my own team. We have just been eliminated from contention.

 

[riverman]

Good fun...spot on commentary even with damaged digits..you did a bang up job jlprk!

 

[jlprk]

That half-hour-long last minute was the most interminable 1-minute 1/2 hour that I have endured in the portion of my 90+ years of life in the current century.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

It looks like our heroes had another Stockton-to-Malone type game.

 

[riverman]

That half-hour-long last minute was the most interminable 1-minute 1/2 hour that I have endured in the portion of my 90+ years of life in the current century.

So you recorded it, right?

 

[jlprk]

We were down maximum 23, came back to 3 down, we will not defend our title. Try not to cry. Our hopes were so high for this season. Then Olshey sent us Montero and Alexander.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Do not despair. A D-League dynasty is a rare bird.

 

[jlprk]

So you recorded it, right?

Everyone wants to examine this game for a 2nd and 3rd viewing, so don't forget, it's archived forever on YouTube.

 

[jlprk]

This play by play guy is just the emcee for the colorman who does all the talking. He tries to dominate like Montero does. Says our 2 guys will have a sleepless night, anticipating tomorrow's game after sucking tonight in foul trouble.