Notice Trump Directed Cohen To Lie To Congress

[julius]

What story? Jeff Bezos getting divorced?

haha, that's cute that you're thinking that you just proved a point.

 

[Strenuus]

Im personally a fan of the argument that "Cohen is a liar/lies all the time" while ignoring the fact that Trump has lied constantly since he announced he was running for President.

"COHEN IS A BIG FAT LIAR"

"Well, you see here, Trump has lied an average of 15 times a day in 2018"

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

You mean the unnamed sources that then Cohen confirmed what they said?

Cohen is worse than an unnamed source.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

haha, that's cute that you're thinking that you just proved a point.

Ok. I really dont know what you are referring to.

 

[MARIS61]

Its Buzzfeed.

And how many of these unnamed sources type of stories actually pan out. Maybe it will, we'll just have to wait and see.

Zero, to date.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Hillary eats to souls of children in the basement of a pizza parlor.

 

[Lanny]

Yes. Which Mueller must have had for a long time.

This should already be over if this is true.

There's an awful lot to investigate and some of it is extremely convoluted.

 

[Lanny]

Zero, to date.

Little that you know of. The indictments and convictions to date are just the tip of the iceberg.

 

[Lanny]

That would have traction if it weren't for all the corroborating evidence.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Libs: Must be Martin Luther Cohen Day! The 2nd best holiday after Mueller Christmas! Derp derp derp

 

[Chris Craig]

Obstruction and perjury...obstruction is what started impeachment for Nixon....watch Trump resign in frustration over fake news, blah, blah, blah and get Bill O'Reilly's old job with Fox news..

I can see it now:

Trump: I am stepping down from the show. I decided I don't like where its going. Bad writing. Very bad writing. Wait this isn't the new season of Apprentice? But, there were many many contestants. Flynn. Cohen. Manafort...that guy was a straight shooter. Spicer. The Mooch. Bannon. Tillerson. Comey...that guy made a good villian for the show. Priebus. Price. Omarosa...the winner from another season. Hicks. Hailey. Sorenson...that guy was a real punch. McMaster. Pruitt. Mattis. Kelly. The list goes on. Amazing casting. The show was great. The highest ratings ever. It was yuuuuuuge!

Giuliani: The President didn't collude. The president doesn't know what collusion means. The president couldn't have colluded if he didn't know what it means. The truth isn't truth. Its not. The Russians have nothing on the president that isn't something. There is no pee tape. I didn't say there was no pee tape. I said there was no tape that showed the President peeing. The president did not give orders to Cohen to lie to congress. He just told him to give another version of the truth. There's truth and then there is truth truth. No truth truth isn't lying. Lying isn't lying. It doesn't matter if lying is lying its not illegal. Cohen is a liar. There is no obstruction. The President can't obstruct anyway. I didn't say there was no obstruction. I said the President had an obstruction in his bladder. There is no evidence. Recordings and papers with his signature are not evidence. I didn't say there was no evidence. Mueller just delivered something to me. I will read it on air here on Fox. A subpoena? For the President? You can't subpoena the President. I didn't say you can't subpoena the President. The President will be entering an insanity plea. The President thought this was a the new season of Apprentice. This isn't the new season of Apprentice? I would like to make the announcement that I am resigning as the President's counsel. Dang, I thought I was going to win this season. Also, I am running for president.

 

[The Professional Fan]

Hillary eats to souls of children in the basement of a pizza parlor.

According to unnamed sources

 

[Lanny]

Ok. I really dont know what you are referring to.

I think he's referring to virtually any story in the National Enquirer.

 

[The Professional Fan]

After years of investment into investigative journalism, BuzzFeed News had by 2018 won the National Magazine Award[9]and the George Polk Award,[10] and been a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize[9][11] and the Michael Kelly Award.[9]

Buzzfeed News has since moved to its own domain rather than exist as a section of the main Buzzfeed website.[13]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BuzzFeed

 

[Strenuus]

Cohen is worse than an unnamed source.

You also do realize they (Mueller) have texts, cache, and other hard evidence that Cohen just confirmed, right?

 

[Strenuus]

Also, buzzfeed and buzzfeed news are two different things. Buzzfeed news has Pultizer prize nominations.

 

[Strenuus]

Libs: Must be Martin Luther Cohen Day! The 2nd best holiday after Mueller Christmas! Derp derp derp

We accept your defeat.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Also, buzzfeed and buzzfeed news are two different things. Buzzfeed news has Pultizer prize nominations.

TOP 10 THINGS THAT SOURCES INVOLVED IN THE MUELLER INVESTIGATION ARE SAYING (A SLIDESHOW WITH ADS)

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

You also do realize they (Mueller) have texts, cache, and other hard evidence that Cohen just confirmed, right?

We already knew that Mueller took everything from Cohen's office. We've known that for some time.

 

[riverman]

We already knew that Mueller took everything from Cohen's office. We've known that for some time.

Donald's last failed attempt …..

 

[riverman]

Michael Cohen be like

 

[dviss1]

Cohen is worse than an unnamed source.

So bro...

You're in the cold water...

Trump is literally looking into your eyes while being SAFELY on the door....

PUSH THAT BITCH IN THE WATER AND SAVE YOURSELF!!!!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

So bro... You're in the cold water... Trump is literally looking into your eyes while being SAFELY on the door....

PUSH THAT BITCH IN THE WATER AND SAVE YOURSELF!!!!

??

 

[riverman]

Trump by telling Congress to investigate Cohen's father in law during an ongoing investigation with Cohen as a witness is obstruction....Trump was warned this morning after his tweet....he just doesn't get it.

 

[dviss1]

We already knew that Mueller took everything from Cohen's office. We've known that for some time.

Very true. But you don't know WHAT was taken. Soon, all of us will know.

 

[barfo]

??

He's saying the Trumptanic is sinking.

barfo

 

[dviss1]

??

Do I really have to explain that metaphor for you....

OK.. So you're Leo's character Jack and Trump is Rose.

 

[Lanny]

He's saying the supposedly unsinkable Trumptanic is sinking fast.
barfo

FIFU

Edit: Time for the RATs to abandon ship.

 

[calvin natt]

For months on end people have said "ok this is the thing that does him in..."

I think by next Wednesday we are on to something else.

Nothing matters.

 

[barfo]

Do I really have to explain that metaphor for you....

OK.. So you're Leo's character Jack and Trump is Rose.

Except that in this version Rose is already very old when it sinks.

barfo