OT TRUMP TESTS POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS!

[Fez Hammersticks]

Let’s wait and see if this is a ploy to flee to Russia

of avoid any future debates

 

[ehizzy3]

I wonder where Melania caught it

 

[PDXFonz]

Me trying really hard to not be like "Haha serves you right" even though I neither like or support that clown because I don't wanna be "that guy".

 

[BigGameDamian]

What about Jared Kushner and Trump's kids?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

What about Jared Kushner and Trump's kids?

Currently being drained of blood to transfuse to Trump.

 

[andalusian]

Let's hope they pull through and get to enjoy their upcoming retirement.

 

[riverman]

Wait.... update.

Trump says he can't release his test results because they are under audit.

Somebody took the test for him!

 

[riverman]

I'd love to hear what Melania is saying to Trump and Hicks tonight

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I'd love to hear what Melania is saying to Trump and Hicks tonight

"Don, you stay in the corner and watch and me and Hope get the bed."

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

BECAUSE THEY ARE ATTRACTIVE WHORES

 

[barfo]

Let's hope they pull through and get to enjoy their upcoming retirement.

Retirement to cellblock D, that is.

barfo

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Donny must be so confused right now.

He tested positive for the hoax virus

thoughts and prayers

 

[Stevenson]

How inevitable was this?

Politicizing mask wearing during a pandemic - what a buffoon.

 

[riverman]

Somewhere tonight Fauci squirted wine through his nostrils from hysterical laughter

 

[riverman]

Guess those malaria pills he was chewing like Flinstone vitamins didn't have stayin' power after all

 

[e_blazer]

Only time Trump has been positive about anything since he was elected.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Swamp - 1
Trump - 0

 

[theprunetang]

BECAUSE THEY ARE ATTRACTIVE WHORES

Well, Hope Hicks is a super spreader.

 

[riverman]

How smart was Pope Francis to refuse to meet Pompeo at the Vatican? That's some divine intervention fuel!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Well, Hope Hicks is a super spreader.
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Just because she was the first to show symptoms and be tested does not mean she was the first who got the virus.

 

[theprunetang]

Just because she was the first to show symptoms and be tested does not mean she was the first who got the virus.

Way to ruin my joke.

 

[riverman]

So TV.....twitter but just no golf...almost a normal day for the couple

 

[ehizzy3]

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Just because she was the first to show symptoms and be tested does not mean she was the first who got the virus.

She was the slut getting gangbanged. She's the superspreader.

 

[riverman]

Trump, " Who leaked the virus?"

 

[PDXFonz]

Because acting like a baby and bashing others can easily be done from the comfort of your bed.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Press: "We should put a mute button on Trump's mic. God: "Hold my beer."

 

[The Professional Fan]

I haven’t read one response to this thread but I will read all of them.

I just wanted to post that I don’t believe Trump has Covid, at all, right out of the gate

 

[riverman]

I haven’t read one response to this thread but I will read all of them.

I just wanted to post that I don’t believe Trump has Covid, at all, right out of the gate

I thought about that...how he'd have a miracle vaccine just in time