Funny Trump v Biden - Who would win?

[PtldPlatypus]

http://www.businessinsider.com/trump-calls-out-joe-biden-says-he-would-beat-him-in-a-fight-2018-3

Back in October 2016, Biden said during a campaign stop for Hilary that if they were in high school together, he'd take Trump out behind the gym and beat him up. He doubled-down on those sentiments yesterday, saying "They asked me if I'd like to debate this gentleman, and I said 'no.' I said, 'If we were in high school, I'd take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.'"

Not surprisingly, Trump was unable to resist responding in kind, saying, "Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn't know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don't threaten people Joe!"

So I wonder--political opinions aside--who would win if they actually got into a boxing ring, or if they met up behind a gym to settle things old-man-to-old-man? 71-year-old, 6'2", 235lb (?) Donald "Crazy Don" Trump, or 75-year-old, 6'0", 215 lb Joseph "Creepy Joe" Biden?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Need a 4th poll choice, Russia.

 

[CupWizier]

Trump would have to forfeit due to bone spurs.

 

[Further]

No clue but Biden has excercised for decades and Trump has fat-man strength.

 

[stampedehero]

Never could happen. Joe Biden doesn't need a stroke.

 

[julius]

Didn't you hear? Joe was a pedophile. It's on tape. So obviously it'd be a tie.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

You guys are dumb. Trump would cheat obviously and he has sharp pointy fists.

Easy victory

 

[SlyPokerDog]

You guys are dumb. Trump would cheat obviously and he has sharp pointy fists.

Easy victory

I'm not sure his tiny GI Joe Kung-fu grip sized hands could do much damage.

 

[MarAzul]

You guys are dumb. Trump would cheat obviously and he has sharp pointy fists.

Easy victory

Is that only logical, with small hands and all?

 

[Further]

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Would wallup them both

 

[ripcityboy]

What like hand to hand, knives, Hunger Games style elimination tournament? Be specific.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I'm not sure his tiny GI Joe Kung-fu grip sized hands could do much damage.

My hands are wide and I have stubby fingers. The short fingers actually help me grab onto people. Long fingers are wobbly.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Forgot I had pics, I had to take these to get big gloves added to the approved material list where I work. They only had small, medium and large approved and the large made my hands numb.

 

[Chris Craig]

Joe would just pull off Don's topuee and it would all be over.

 

[Chris Craig]

 

[Chris Craig]

 

[Nikolokolus]

What the world needs more than anything is two flabby, geriatrics in a cage match.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

What the world needs more than anything is two flabby, geriatrics in a cage match.

Is Biden really that Flabby? Hadn't noticed

 

[SlyPokerDog]

What the world needs more than anything is two flabby, geriatrics in a cage match.

You heard it here first, @MarAzul & @MARIS61 vs @UncleCliffy'sDaddy & @CupWizier!

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Joe would just pull off Don's topuee and it would all be over.

You think that's a toupee? I think it is neck hair grown to waist length and then swirled around like a cinnamon roll on top of his head. If anything Biden could choke him with it.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

You heard it here first, @MarAzul & @MARIS61 vs @UncleCliffy'sDaddy & @CupWizier!

I know who I'm betting on in that.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Can we start an untrained 40 year old plus UFC where you have to have some form of arthritis to enter?

I'll be famous!

 

[CupWizier]

You heard it here first, @MarAzul & @MARIS61 vs @UncleCliffy'sDaddy & @CupWizier!

Woohoo. Me and UncleCliffy would kick some butt.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Woohoo. Me and UncleCliffy would kick some butt.

Not so fast, winners get a lifetime membership to the NRA.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Trump, easily.

He’d offer Joe a handshake in truce then hit him with the stone cold stunner. Then he’d fuck every woman Joe loves that is over 18.

 

[riverman]

Trump doesn't even push his own elevator buttons...the dude is a cream puff...hands never held a tool....Biden would mop the floor with old cotton candy head

 

[Lanny]

http://www.businessinsider.com/trump-calls-out-joe-biden-says-he-would-beat-him-in-a-fight-2018-3

Back in October 2016, Biden said during a campaign stop for Hilary that if they were in high school together, he'd take Trump out behind the gym and beat him up. He doubled-down on those sentiments yesterday, saying "They asked me if I'd like to debate this gentleman, and I said 'no.' I said, 'If we were in high school, I'd take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.'"

Not surprisingly, Trump was unable to resist responding in kind, saying, "Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn't know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don't threaten people Joe!"

So I wonder--political opinions aside--who would win if they actually got into a boxing ring, or if they met up behind a gym to settle things old-man-to-old-man? 71-year-old, 6'2", 235lb (?) Donald "Crazy Don" Trump, or 75-year-old, 6'0", 215 lb Joseph "Creepy Joe" Biden?

If it was my wife Trump came on to, he'd soon need a nose doctor.

And I think Trump would lose a match with Biden on account of his small hands.

 

[Lanny]

Trump, easily.

He’d offer Joe a handshake in truce then hit him with the stone cold stunner. Then he’d fuck every woman Joe loves that is over 18.

He'd also be date raping some women who were under 16.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

He'd also be date raping some women who were under 16.

Who, Joe? Yeah.. he probably is.

 

[Lanny]

What the world needs more than anything is two flabby, geriatrics in a cage match.

Wait just a minute, Sly and I haven't volunteered for anything.

Who, Joe? Yeah.. he probably is.

The subject was Mr. Potato Head, aka Trump.