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Do you want whiter eyes? All you need is this doctor to surgically peel away the top layer of your eye...

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What the fuck? You look how you look. I honestly don't get plastic surgery that's not reconstructive.
 
What the fuck? You look how you look. I honestly don't get plastic surgery that's not reconstructive.

If you had HUGE fucking nose or say BIG fucking ears, wouldn't you at least toy with the idea?
 
as someone with a big nose and mismatched ears, I've never thought to toy with the idea. It's not like a nose job or eye-whitening turns me from my below-average to James McAvoy or Matthew McConnaughey or something.
 
If you had HUGE fucking nose or say BIG fucking ears, wouldn't you at least toy with the idea?

Not really. It's just not me.

I've seen both women and men get plastic surgery for vanity, and I can't think of one instance where they improved their looks.
 
as someone with a big nose and mismatched ears, I've never thought to toy with the idea. It's not like a nose job or eye-whitening turns me from my below-average to James McAvoy or Matthew McConnaughey or something.
What about DJ Qualls? Hes one goofy looking actor.
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you know, in the movie "Life of BrianFromWA/DC", he might play me in the High School years. Except not as tall. And I couldn't drive.

Though in my biased opinion, I made out better than he did with Eliza Dushku.
 
I don't even dye my hair. Personally, I've never been unhappy with the way I look... well... not until recently. I need to shed some baby fat.
 
Not really. It's just not me.

I've seen both women and men get plastic surgery for vanity, and I can't think of one instance where they improved their looks.

Jennifer Grey from Dirty Dancing did. She is better looking now than she was when she made that movie over 20 years ago. When she first had the nose job, she was in a tv show that I can't remember. I didn't know it was her until I saw the credits.
 
This takes the cake:

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I'd love to have blue eyes... I'm not sure that I'd go under the knife (in Panama, of all places) to get it done.

Ed O.
 
I like a nice boob job!

I'm not a fan. There is something wonderful about that little bit of sag; although, I hear after a couple years the newer implants look more natural.
 
I don't like a boob job, either. Call me names if you want.
 
I'd love to have blue eyes... I'm not sure that I'd go under the knife (in Panama, of all places) to get it done.

Ed O.

I wouldn't trust Panama doctors, either:

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as someone with a big nose and mismatched ears, I've never thought to toy with the idea. It's not like a nose job or eye-whitening turns me from my below-average to James McAvoy or Matthew McConnaughey or something.

Maybe that explains why you post so much here.
 
I'm an odd-looking guy, yeah. But I'm in relatively decent (no shirtless pics) shape, my suits fit pretty well, and I accentuate my short haircut with pretty well-shined shoes. :)
 

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