VSL Playoffs: Blazers vs Jazz (5:30)

[Darkwebs]

Impressive goaltending by Cliffy!

 

[Darkwebs]

What a smooth drive by Luis!

 

[Chris Craig]

Have the Blazers ever won a summer league playoff game?

 

[PDXFonz]

Wish we had some players with Greek last names so that I could hear Rasta talk about how they are going to be the next big thing.

 

[illmatic99]

WTF was that shot by Montero? This dumbass coach we have has no control.

This is some really low quality bball. Really tempted to switch over to Boston

 

[Natebishop3]

I think that's enough for me. This has been a rough summer league. Not much to get excited about

 

[Scalma]

Jacckson had a wide open Pat in the corner, looks him off and puts up a contested lay up

How'd you get a hold of Jackson's scouting report?

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Jacckson had a wide open Pat in the corner, looks him off and puts up a contested lay up

Given the way Pat's shooting, it was probably the right call.

 

[Natebishop3]

WTF was that shot by Montero? This dumbass coach we have has no control.

This is some really low quality bball. Really tempted to switch over to Boston

You watch Utah and San Antonio and you see a system. You watch us and you see ratball.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Wish we had some players with Greek last names so that I could hear Rasta talk about how they are going to be the next big thing.

Usually when people make this joke they go for "Serbian" (which they seem to think involves "ski") so kudos for mixing it up!

How come Fez never gets this bullshit? He actually boosts Serbian players more than I do (usually correctly - see Jokic).

 

[Dougnsalem]

Jackson??? Oh, I thought that was Smith at first....

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

We have no point guard lol this is like watching an and one mixtap game with guys who can't score.

 

[Darkwebs]

Jackson??? Oh, I thought that was Smith at first....

I'm convinced they're the same person. He just switches jerseys so he can put up twice the amount of shots.

 

[Chris Craig]

You watch Utah and San Antonio and you see a system. You watch us and you see ratball.

Yeah every other SL team I have seen this summer plays like a team, the Blazers don't. All I see is selfish people trying to pad their stats

 

[illmatic99]

Aaron Craft is a baller

 

[ripcityboy]

Usually when people make this joke they go for "Serbian" (which they seem to think involves "ski") so kudos for mixing it up!

How come Fez never gets this bullshit? He actually boosts Serbian players more than I do (usually correctly - see Jokic).

Don't forgot the dark sunglasses and polyester sweatsuits.

 

[Darkwebs]

Feels like we're getting murdered on the glass.

 

[ripcityboy]

Craft is giving it the old college try. Man we look bad.

 

[Darkwebs]

Montero with the steal, spin dribbles, then kicks it to Layman for the Swish3!

 

[Darkwebs]

Fair is too small to guard Bolomboy

 

[illmatic99]

Bolomboy > Noah

 

[Chris Craig]

I wish there wasn't a consolation game. The Blazers don't deserve one. And, I don't want to watch them play anymore

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Aaron Craft is a baller

He's the shorter American Dellavedova. I'd gladly give him a contract over any guard on our SL roster.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Bolomboy > Noah

Agreed. I was about to say: Dame must be happy...





...for his boy Bolomboy. For his BolomBoy.

 

[Dougnsalem]

I wish there wasn't a consolation game. The Blazers don't deserve one. And, I don't want to watch them play anymore

I'll second that. Dudes down at our YMCA play better team ball than this

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

So whose ready for the 20pt comeback?

 

[ripcityboy]

This is by far the worst Summer League game I've seen.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

If you had to keep just ONE player from this SL team, who would it be? (And yes, in this game you can't just get rid of all of them.)

I'm going to go with Layman, because, although he didn't look much better than the rest, he's got an excuse that he was a rookie.

Imagine: Vonleh has been in the NBA for TWO WHOLE YEARS. Connaughton has been training with NBA coaches for more than a year! And THIS is what they look like.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Is Vonleh actually limping or is it just the strain of lifting those elephant legs?

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Was Batum for Vonleh + Henderson one of the worst trades in recent memory?