Wanted: Adventure Host

[ABM]

I hear this is supposed to be a promising show.

http://www.oregonlive.com/movies/index.ssf/2010/03/comcast_sportsnet_northwest_tu.html

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Yeah, if one likes brain numbing TV.

 

[The Professional Fan]

CSN is pushing the hell out of this show. It's getting annoying and it looks low budge to me.

 

[ABM]

Yeah, if one likes brain numbing TV.

The girl in the commercial looked hot to to me. In other words, could be a lot worse.

 

[The Professional Fan]

Yeah, the host of the show is damn hot.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Finally they're making a reality series about Zbo's suite at the Hotel Vintage Plaza!

 

[ABM]

Finally they're making a reality series about Zbo's suite at the Hotel Vintage Plaza!

Welcome to the Hotel Vintage Plaza
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the Hotel Vintage Plaza
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis...............

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Welcome to the Hotel Vintage Plaza
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the Hotel Vintage Plaza
What a nice surprise, when your ass finally dries...............

Fixed

 

[ABM]

We shall see. I'm gonna watch. On right now.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

We shall see. I'm gonna watch. On right now.

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[ABM]

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I'm surprised you've stayed up this late.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

I'm surprised you've stayed up this late.

Well, it IS past my bedtime.

 

[Sug]

I went to college with the first guy, Elliot. He is actually a pretty funny guy, but I guess they did not buy what he was selling.

 

[ABM]

Well, it IS past my bedtime.

I'm in it for the judges.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

I'm in it for the judges.

Oh my, she's riding 'bareback'.

 

[ABM]

The other hostess.......

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Well, ABM, no wonder you're watching it.

 

[ABM]

Well, ABM, no wonder you're watching it.

I'm into adventure.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

I'm into adventure.

Does your wife know that?

 

[ABM]

Does your wife know that?

Know what?

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Know what?

About your dreams of "adventure".

 

[ABM]

About your dreams of "adventure".

Sure, absolutely. She's quite adventuresome, herself.

 

[ABM]

The other hostess.......

Wow, this girl is a real piece of work.

 

[ABM]

Other than the one girl judge...

 

[Sug]

SO ABM has a bottle of lotion for his dry skin and a box of Kleenex for his cold

 

[ABM]

SO ABM has a bottle of lotion for his dry skin and a box of Kleenex for his cold

I had to turn the channel. If this show makes it past one season, it will be fortunate. Very, very fortunate.

 

[The Professional Fan]

I watched the first contestant and his post audition interview and turned it immediately. Horrid.