Zombie Washington becomes the first state to legalize composting of humans

[Dougnsalem]

Umm, no. I'm not gonna waste my time posting the article. I can imagine that some jokes may come out of this.....

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/05/22/us/washington-human-composting-legal-trnd/index.html

 

[Dougnsalem]

I DID make the first one, by starting a Zombie thread.....

 

[Chris Craig]

The next step towards soylent green

 

[theprunetang]

I fully support this. No need to continue wasting space for cemeteries. It's only natural. Yall know what to do with me when I die.

 

[Lanny]

The next step towards soylent green

It's what you do with Soylent Green that has gone past it's code date.

 

[Lanny]

I fully support this. No need to continue wasting space for cemeteries. It's only natural. Yall know what to do with me when I die.

I'm precious. My wife and I already have our lots reserved for all eternity. I'll do my composting via worms.

 

[barfo]

So body parts go in the green bin now? This will save a lot of digging in the basement.

barfo

 

[SlyPokerCat]

Anything that allows me to poop on you humans more is a good thing.

 

[Run Down Man]

In you go!

 

[e_blazer]

I fully support this. No need to continue wasting space for cemeteries. It's only natural. Yall know what to do with me when I die.

Well, we already know you're full of crap so you should make a nice garden soil amendment.