Ways to Make Money

[BTOWN_HUSTLA]

We're all looking for money (well, most of us any way). So share simple, stupid ways to make money (they can be stupid, I don't give a shit).

I guess there might be a few things about "saving" money, but lets just make this about "making" money. I'm sure we can all eat $2 ramen everyday or wear underwear twice to save money but that's not gonna float.

From selling your old crap, to freelancing to scalping tickets or selling penthouse mags to high school kids.....(i guess the internet killed that).....start!

 

[Natebishop3]

The oldest profession in the world.

 

[barfo]

Get a very high quality printing press, and steal raw materials from the treasury department.

barfo

 

[bluefrog]

There's a girl in my neighborhood that picks up dog poop from people's yards. She charges $10 per yard. Her mom said she makes about $100 a week!

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Aren't you glad you asked on this forum.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Buy an ounce and sell it off in units or eighths.

 

[Mediocre Man]

1. GET A JOB.
2. Live within your means.

 

[ucatchtrout]

Stand next to intersection with a sign. Be sure to wear shabby looking clothing and pick up a crutch or knee brace, or something like that for a prop.

Smuggling.

Dealing Meth.

Build an online porn site.

Become a pimp.

Become a man-whore. Study movie Duece Bigalo for tips on how to do this.

Snatch womens purses.

Invest in foreign currencies.

 

[drexlersdad]

Gay for pay

 

[mook]

Plastics.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Stand next to intersection with a sign. Be sure to wear shabby looking clothing and pick up a crutch or knee brace, or something like that for a prop.

Smuggling.

Dealing Meth.

Build an online porn site.

Become a pimp.

Become a man-whore. Study movie Duece Bigalo for tips on how to do this.

Snatch womens purses.

Invest in foreign currencies.

Does it have to be illegal?

 

[BTOWN_HUSTLA]

SEO (search engine optimization). Basically purport yourself as an SEO expert and charge small companies a few hundred to a few thousands to do SEO. There is no regulation and no training in it.

Easy to figure out, just read a few books.