Science 'We Don't Know a Planet Like This': CO2 Levels Hit 415 PPM for First Time in 3 Million+ Years

[SlyPokerDog]

https://www.commondreams.org/news/2...levels-hit-415-ppm-first-time-3-million-years

 

[Lanny]

https://www.commondreams.org/news/2...levels-hit-415-ppm-first-time-3-million-years

We'd better reverse Trump's stupid decisions on this damn soon.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Too many people. Forced population control is the only possibly and effective remedy.

 

[riverman]

Too many people. Forced population control is the only possibly and effective remedy.

we could just nuke LA and that would put a huge dent in the problem.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

we could just nuke LA and that would put a huge dent in the problem.

Nope. We need to basically half the population to make a dent.

Most of the problem is in the 3rd world and China.

 

[Lanny]

Too many people. Forced population control is the only possibly and effective remedy.

You're going to run into big time trouble with the Right-To-Lifers.

 

[e_blazer]

Remember the disintegration chamber in one episode of the original Star Trek series? Your lottery number comes up and you step into the chamber and get your molecules disassembled. We’d have to make sure that none of them combined into CO2, but I think they were onto something.

 

[riverman]

Most of the problem is in the 3rd world and China.

They all moved to LA!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

They all moved to LA!

Open borders!

 

[riverman]

Open borders!

Open airports! Greedy realators! promises of stardom!

 

[riverman]

Nope. We need to basically half the population to make a dent.

Most of the problem is in the 3rd world and China.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

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[Chris Craig]

https://www.commondreams.org/news/2...levels-hit-415-ppm-first-time-3-million-years

Wait, going to play devils advocate here. It only registered in one spot...above hawaii where a volcano just erupted.

 

[Lanny]

Remember the disintegration chamber in one episode of the original Star Trek series? Your lottery number comes up and you step into the chamber and get your molecules disassembled. We’d have to make sure that none of them combined into CO2, but I think they were onto something.

Can I volunteer someone for the chamber?

 

[e_blazer]

Can I volunteer someone for the chamber?

Sadly, it seems to be entirely ineffective on people with an orange complexion.

 

[noknobs]

Nope. We need to basically half the population to make a dent.

Where's Thanos when you need him?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Where's Thanos when you need him?

Fucking Thor.

 

[Road Ratt]

You're going to run into big time trouble with the Right-To-Lifers.

And here I always thought that they were the ones who liked to nuke shit.

 

[jonnyboy]

Turns out trees convert carbon dioxide into oxygen. Who knew? We should plant some more of those things.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Turns out trees convert carbon dioxide into oxygen. Who knew? We should plant some more of those things.

Humans turn oxygen into carbon dioxide. We should have less humans.

 

[jonnyboy]

Humans turn oxygen into carbon dioxide. We should have less humans.

Are you volunteering?

 

[riverman]

Too many people. Forced population control is the only possibly and effective remedy.

or just start holding your breath most of the time, only breathe when absolutely necessary.....you first!

 

[riverman]

Oregon has that wonderful euthanasia law...problem is it costs a few k and people who want to check out are more than likely broke.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Are you volunteering?

No. Start with future generations. The savings will be exponential.

 

[Lanny]

Sadly, it seems to be entirely ineffective on people with an orange complexion.

LOL

 

[MARIS61]

Oregon has that wonderful euthanasia law...problem is it costs a few k and people who want to check out are more than likely broke.

Which is why 67% of all deaths by gun in America are suicide.

 

[Lanny]

Which is why 67% of all deaths by gun in America are suicide.

The number is actually 60%.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Exxon predicted in 1982 exactly how high global carbon emissions would be today | The company expected that, by 2020, carbon dioxide in the atmosphere would reach roughly 400-420 ppm. This month’s measurement of 415 ppm is right within the expected curve Exxon projected

 

[riverman]

Which is why 67% of all deaths by gun in America are suicide.

suicide by cop is a new trend that's increasing