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My inside sources have told me how the last round of negotiation went down, how Cho talked Jordan back from the edge and back to the table!
Jordan: I dunno, man... Crash is a good player...
Cho: Look, Mike... let me tell you about advanced stats. You know what PER means?
Jordan: Efficiency, right?
Cho: Right. Now, Crash is a 15.1 PER this season. But Dante's a 9.5 and Joel is a 7.1. Add those together, and you get...?
Jordan: Umm... 16.6!
Cho: Which is greater than 15.1, yes?
Jordan: Oh yeah! You're right! Man, I'm totally fleecing you on this deal, huh?
Cho: We're desperate, that's for sure.
Jordan: Done deal!
Cho: Done deal. Call back soon!
"PER is what smart managers use to win ballgames."

