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Treaty_of_Batum said:
Yes, deception and false impressions is a great start to a long and stable relationship. :)
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Shit, like every guy hasn't acted interested in a chicks day when she complains about how she actually had to do work at the office today instead of shop Amazon and browse Facebook.

Lets be real here.
 
Who gets divorced more, Republican's or Democrats?
 
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MickZagger said:
A couple things that women dig that works everytime. Act like you're 100% interested in what she has to say all the time (even if you could give a rats ass about how her day was at work). If you're into a chick enough to kiss her all the time, master that art and you have the poon key around your finger. Maintain these two things and you're golden.
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You hang with the wrong women. Hang with girls heavy into Catholicism. They drink, they fuck, they like to be talken down to, and they're super-faithful.
 
You're spot on about Catholic chicks. They like their face buried in the pillow.
 
BLAZINGGIANTS said:
Same. Married Catholic. So you either know or you don't.
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I grew up Catholic. Not sure why stereotyping Catholic women makes much sense, other than to try and be cool with the board's biggest bigot.
 
PapaG said:
Not sure why stereotyping Catholic women makes much sense, other than to try and be cool with the board's biggest bigot.
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It hurts when you talk about me like that.
 
Over time, S2 thread always seem to wend/veer in their own direction. I do wish, though, that it didn't end up involving a bunch of derogatory name calling. Aren't we better than that? I've met many of you, and it would occur to me that we are.

Peace, love, happiness........................and CSNY, baby! :lol:

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PapaG said:
I grew up Catholic. Not sure why stereotyping Catholic women makes much sense, other than to try and be cool with the board's biggest bigot.
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Sorry for stereotyping, Oh Master of ye Board.

Let me re-phrase. I should have said 90% of the Catholic girls I knew and hung out with (that I'm not related to - I don't want to know anything about what they do).

And please explain how I was trying to be cool with anything/anyone (or Zags, as I assume you're implying)? I just stated my feelings from experience. I'm cool with everyone on this board as it is (if someone has a problem with me, I sure don't know about it).

One other note: I find that typically those calling out other people as "bigots" are usually much bigger bigots than those they are directing their accusations at.
 
hindu chicks are total freaks, especially that one with 8 arms, can you say circle jerk? amirite?
 
MickZagger said:
A couple things that women dig that works everytime. Act like you're 100% interested in what she has to say all the time (even if you could give a rats ass about how her day was at work). If you're into a chick enough to kiss her all the time, master that art and you have the poon key around your finger. Maintain these two things and you're golden.
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Better yet, find a woman you are actually interested in and enjoy kissing.

BNM
 
BLAZINGGIANTS said:
You hang with the wrong women. Hang with girls heavy into Catholicism. They drink, they fuck, they like to be talken down to, and they're super-faithful.
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My ex-wife is Catholic.

Sorry, that's all I got...

BNM
 
I hate to quote a cheesey movie like Varisty Blues, but with all this advice, it reminded me of an exchange:

"Listen. You give 'em a Percocet, two Vicodin and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It's very nice.

It's niiiice."
 
ABM said:
Over time, S2 thread always seem to wend/veer in their own direction. I do wish, though, that it didn't end up involving a bunch of derogatory name calling. Aren't we better than that? I've met many of you, and it would occur to me that we are.

Peace, love, happiness........................and CSNY, baby! :lol:

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tlongII said:
Does anyone else find it odd that virtually all of the relationship advice in this thread is coming from divorcees? :lol:
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Live and learn. At 51, I know a lot more about what I want and what my priorities are than I did when I got married at 22. I got married too young, married the wrong person and stubbornly stuck it out for 28 years. I was never nearly as happy then as I am now. My ex-wife and I didn't have much in common to begin with and grew further and further apart over the years.

I'm now with someone who is absolutely perfect for me in every way. We share an active, healthy lifestyle. We share the same priorities, political and religious beliefs. We like to do the same things. But, most of all, we just enjoy being together. I have honestly laughed more with her over the past year than I did with my ex-wife the previous 30 years (marriage and dating) combined. We're not identical (she does yoga, I play basketball, she loves wine and likes beer, I like wine and love beer, etc.), but perfectly compatible. We both love to travel and have already planned many future trips together.

There's a lot more to our back story than that. I've known her since she was an infant. Man, where did those 15 years go...

BNM
 
Boob-No-More said:
Honest question: Even though you can stand up for yourself and fight your own battles, do you also want the man in your life to stand up for you and come to your defense? Or, do you find that condescending? I know my girl is fully capable of taking care of herself. She is very strong mentally, and amazingly strong physically given her petite stature. But, I'll be damned if the caveman in me will stand by and let some asshole be rude or disrespectful to her.

BNM
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There's a difference between having my back and controlling me. Men and women are very different and stereotypes usually ring somewhat true. I love men, I'm attracted to the testosterone stuff as long as it's with respect.
 
tlongII said:
Does anyone else find it odd that virtually all of the relationship advice in this thread is coming from divorcees? :lol:
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I'm not divorced but then again, I haven't ever been able to grow up enough to even consider marriage in the first place. :cheers:
 
BLAZINGGIANTS said:
Is she still Catholic? Are you Catholic?
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Yes, she is, but after the divorce and other life changing events, she is questioning her beliefs for the first time. Good for her. Even if she decides to stay Catholic, it will be a conscious decision.

No, I'm not Catholic. But, I attended Catholic mass regularly for 30 years, out of respect for my then wife. I was pressured by her family to convert, but always had fundamental issues with the Catholic church and am glad I never gave in to the pressure.

BTW, I'm not bashing Catholics, it's just not for me.

BNM
 
Boob-No-More said:
Yes, she is, but after the divorce and other life changing events, she is questioning her beliefs for the first time. Good for her. Even if she decides to stay Catholic, it will be a conscious decision.

No, I'm not Catholic. But, I attended Catholic mass regularly for 30 years, out of respect for my then wife. I was pressured by her family to convert, but always had fundamental issues with the Catholic church and am glad I never gave in to the pressure.

BTW, I'm not bashing Catholics, it's just not for me.

BNM
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No, I know you weren't bashing. You just have to grow up Catholic to fully understand what I was talking about, that's why I asked.
 
Spud147 said:
I'm not divorced but then again, I haven't ever been able to grow up enough to even consider marriage in the first place. :cheers:
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I told you back then, I'll tell you again right now......I think you and Wookie would have a HOOT together! If only over a few beers. Plus, you live near each other.

No charge. :cheers:
 
ABM said:
I told you back then, I'll tell you again right now......I think you and Wookie would have a HOOT together! If only over a few beers. Plus, you live near each other.

No charge. :cheers:
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Well from the looks of his posts I think you would be right, however, the boyfriend that I live with currently doesn't like me to date. So controlling! :devilwink:
 
Spud147 said:
Well from the looks of his posts I think you would be right, however, the boyfriend that I live with currently doesn't like me to date. So controlling! :devilwink:
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Even better!! :ghoti:
 
ABM said:
Even better!! :ghoti:
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Even better? Why's that? Are you saying Wookie is better off without me or that you tried to set me up with Wookie and he's not worthy? Either way you owe me an apology. I'll PM you with the address for the flowers. :devilwink:
 
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