Well, I Screwed Up..

[ABM]

Even better? Why's that? Are you saying Wookie is better off without me or that you tried to set me up with Wookie and he's not worthy? Either way you owe me an apology. I'll PM you with the address for the flowers.

Nah, someone as sweet as you is FAR more deserving than being with an overbearing control freak. Wookiee would let you be free as a dove, baby! Yet, he'd love you as a best friend. Shoot, change the concept to a heart-felt love story and this could be worthy of a sequel!!

 

[BlazerWookee]

There's a difference between having my back and controlling me. Men and women are very different and stereotypes usually ring somewhat true. I love men, I'm attracted to the testosterone stuff as long as it's with respect.

Just so you know, hairy paws and random vocalizations are both signs of a particularly high testosterone level. I'm just sayin'.

 

[ABM]

Just so you know, hairy paws and random vocalizations are both signs of a particularly high testosterone level. I'm just sayin'.

So we've heard......so we've heard.

 

[Spud147]

Just so you know, hairy paws and random vocalizations are both signs of a particularly high testosterone level. I'm just sayin'.

Ummm, male pattern baldness is associated with high testosterone levels but hairy paws are a sign of, uh, errr, well... see prior post about 1 handed typing.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Ummm, male pattern baldness is associated with high testosterone levels but hairy paws are a sign of, uh, errr, well... see prior post about 1 handed typing.

wicked burn

 

[ABM]

Ummm, male pattern baldness is associated with high testosterone levels but hairy paws are a sign of, uh, errr, well... see prior post about 1 handed typing.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, Wooks!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

ive found most women like to be doted on in public, and dominated in the bedroom

not to generalize or anything

although ive ran across a few that are the exact opposite

 

[3RA1N1AC]

this is the epic smiley thread

 

[ABM]

ive found most women like to be doted on in public, and dominated in the bedroom

not to generalize or anything

although ive ran across a few that are the exact opposite

I seriously wonder where Spud falls in this continuum?

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I seriously wonder where Spud falls in this continuum?

You've got a girl. You're not supposed to wonder these things about other women.

But I'll bet.... like the icon in Brainiac's post......She flings pooh!

 

[ABM]

You've got a girl. You're not supposed to wonder these things about other women.

But I'll bet.... like the icon in Brainiac's post......She flings pooh!

Ew?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

never ran across a poo thrower yet, not for lack of trying

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

never ran across a poo thrower yet, not for lack of trying

That's a good sign. It tells me that you've at least never hooked up with a monkey/ape.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

no need to be racist

 

[Spud147]

You've got a girl. You're not supposed to wonder these things about other women.

But I'll bet.... like the icon in Brainiac's post......She flings pooh!

I'm not getting my hands dirty. Plus I have the means to hire some lacky to fling pooh should I need to do that.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I'm not getting my hands dirty. Plus I have the means to hire some lacky to fling pooh should I need to do that.

This tells me you wouldn't have been a fit for Wook, anyway. He likes a girl that can get dirty.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Tried to cram too many activities (i.e. an afternoon family event here in Portland) into Christmas Eve....Oooops, I meant out FIRST Christmas Eve together.

Actually, it was that I didn't even mention it to her ahead of time

Wait, this is what you did? This is what the thread is about?

send her a box of tampons and wish her well for the next week.

 

[Spud147]

I seriously wonder where Spud falls in this continuum?

You wonder huh? Well I'd say it depends on my mood...

 

[ABM]

Wait, this is what you did? This is what the thread is about?

send her a box of tampons and wish her well for the next week.

Never mind. Just go read your avatar.

 

[Spud147]

This tells me you wouldn't have been a fit for Wook, anyway. He likes a girl that can get dirty.

I bet pooh can really work it's way into back hair...

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I bet pooh can really work it's way into back hair...

You know this from experience?

 

[ABM]

I bet pooh can really work it's way into back hair...

Clairol #147?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."
Johnny Carson

 

[ABM]

SUCCESS!!!

OK, well....I'm outa here...headed up North. Just received the text. She has a very, VERY special evening in store for us.

Life could be worse.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

tmi on the perverted sexting part, but have fun!

 

[Spud147]

You know this from experience?

I said, "I bet it can" which clearly indicates I have not had this experience. I have no desire to prove or disprove my theory about it but if you'd like to do that research you have my full "moral" support.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I said, "I bet it can" which clearly indicates I have not had this experience. I have no desire to prove or disprove my theory about it but if you'd like to do that research you have my full "moral" support.

But something gives you the idea that it can, so you must have some sort of relatable experience.

 

[maxiep]

My secret is I set the bar so low my wife expects me to fuck up. When I don't, it's like manna from Heaven for her.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

i hate it when i grab my phone after sex and there is still lube on my hands and then there is lube on my phone, what a mess

 

[3RA1N1AC]

My secret is I set the bar so low my wife expects me to fuck up. When I don't, it's like manna from Heaven for her.

this is a good strategy, i employ it often