Zombie What a Crazy World We live in....

[Mattingly23NY]

Wow.....Only in the Antelope Valley...You will not believe what just happened.. I walked into am/pm to get a drink When I walked up I noticed these two deputies watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas.. I saw her and thought, "Is she stupid?!! With the deputies right there too?!"

But anyway, I went in and got my drink. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming.. I looked outside and the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm and running around going crazy! I ran outside and the deputies had put her on the ground and were putting the fire out with their coffees!! YES, THEIR COFFEES!...Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the police car.. I was thinking "She shouldn't have been smoking near the pump while getting gas!" But being the nosey person that I am, I asked the deputies what they were arresting her for..
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The cop looked me dead in my eyes and said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"











of course this is a joke ~!!~

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Showed that to the squeeze, went over her head like superman!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cagedlion]

Retold this "joke", my audience reacted dejectedly with ........."Oh, how sad." I liked it!!!!
Told them they are hopeless.

 

[yankeesince59]

...lmao.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

^^^^ to all the above, roflol...

 

[Lillie]

Ok well that went over my head at first, had to read it again now I get it.

 

[Yankeefan5545]

I laughed pretty hard when I read the OP but more so at the Squeeze when it went over her head. She's a sweet lady, attractive, long on personality but naïve as hell. If you told her the moon was made of green cheese she'd ask what it tastes like!

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Ok well that went over my head at first, had to read it again now I get it.

I laughed pretty hard when I read the OP but more so at the Squeeze when it went over her head. She's a sweet lady, attractive, long on personality but naïve as hell. If you told her the moon was made of green cheese she'd ask what it tastes like!

Hey Lil' you're not blonde are you.....? If so, this opens a gateway to a world of blonde jokes.....

YF-5545, my wife did the same, flew right over her head.....

btw- is the moon a bleu cheese? gouda, a good sharp cheddar....lol...

 

[Lillie]

Hey Lil' you're not blonde are you.....? If so, this opens a gateway to a world of blonde jokes.....

YF-5545, my wife did the same, flew right over her head.....

btw- is the moon a bleu cheese? gouda, a good sharp cheddar....lol...

No my hair is reddish-brown but although I am very intelligent I lack common sense and don't always get jokes. My Husband calls me an airhead.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

No my hair is reddish-brown but although I am very intelligent I lack common sense and don't always get jokes. My Husband calls me an airhead.

can you play the air guitar as well....???

or play the air guitar, tap dance, and juggle all at once, while singing the ---

rather, can you do this: -

 

[Lillie]

Ok Rob don't make my Head Spin.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Ok Rob don't make my Head Spin.

I betcha can sing the Catalina Magdalena Lupensteiner Wallabeiner song-
?????????

I think the only blonde member of our boards, is 59- but then I've never heard any male blonde joke before; males have got to be exempt....

 

[Mattingly23NY]

I 'bout pissed my pants laughing, when I found this in my email-

 

[totus44]

I 'bout pissed my pants laughing, when I found this in my email-

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make that your avatar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im crying.....

 

[Mattingly23NY]

make that your avatar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im crying.....

lol, I'd do so, but I don't want to diss Donnie BB, roflol....

 

[Lillie]

Ok now I've seen everything.