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THE HCP

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Just got back from Costco....... eating a chicken ceasar wrap, watching TeamUSA practice!
 
at work. about to go to lunch at an indian restaurant!
 
Sitting in business building computer lab studying for Operations exam in less than an hour.

Oh, and replying to this thread.
 
taking a crap. And no HCP, what you do is called an upper decker, I crap the correct way.
 
Don't tell HCP, he is going to rob someone. ;) JK... at lunch at my desk at work... preparing to microwave some frozen meal.
 
at work here suckas
 
Just got to my business after a late start and having a sushi lunch. Time to attack the emails!
 
Finished a task at work so taking a moment to scan the board for news and drink some water. Real exciting.
 
I smell like Indian food now. Reviewing documents! :dunno:
 
Eating a bowl of chili with two tortillas...
 
Just made a sexually inappropriate comment to our HR/Bookkeeping girl!
 
Rodolfo said:
what was the line?
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There was some substance on one of the printers that looked like semen. She was grossed out and I told her I bet she rubbed it on herself to get herself preggers. had to be there i guess.
 
EL PRESIDENTE said:
There was some substance on one of the printers that looked like semen. She was grossed out and I told her I bet she rubbed it on herself to get herself preggers. had to be there i guess.
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Masturbating on the copy machine again, eh?
 
EL PRESIDENTE said:
There was some substance on one of the printers that looked like semen. She was grossed out and I told her I bet she rubbed it on herself to get herself preggers. had to be there i guess.
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IM PRETTY SURE THATS AN HR VIOLATION AND YOU SAID IT TO AN HR EMPLOYEE. LOLZ FAIL.
 
Just got done tappin' out Mrs. "THE"! Very proud of myself..... 3 1/2 minutes! About to make a kick ass rock playlist!
 
About to leave for work. It's my Monday for me, but I'm surprisingly awake and ready for the week.
 
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