What do Sarah Palin and Fifth graders...

[GriLtCheeZ]

I bet Sarah Palin's followers start writing shit on their hands now.

 

[julius]

I bet Sarah Palin's followers start writing shit on their hands now.

I bet they use toilet paper just like the rest of us.

 

[Shapecity]

What's even more funny was what she had written on her right hand? "Look at your other left hand stoopid"

 

[Denny Crane]

there is nothing wrong with using a teleprompter/index cards/etc... when making a speech. But mocking someone else for doing so while secretly using your own crutch makes you a hypocrite.

having your cheat sheet scribbled on your hand just makes the hypocrisy funny in a pathetic sort of way

STOMP

You'd have a point if she wrote her entire speech on her hand and read from it verbatim.

 

[BasX]

MILF.

That's all I got to say.

 

[jlprk]

And, like Ferarro, Palin is a bit of a whack job- and yes I'm more than old enough to remember her- I just don't worship her.

Before I wash my hands of this thread, I just have to say that once again, you don't seem old enough to remember her. She ran for VP 26 years ago, and she had a very--a too--sober character. So sober that she seemed dry and lacking personality. I don't know where you have read this stuff that she was whacky.

 

[Sedatedfork]

Gotta defend you and Palin on this one bro. I speak a lot too and will often bring a notecard up with a few key phrases. But she shouldn't have written it on her had. Amateurish.

PowerPoints are usually nothing more than on-screen crib sheets actually.

This is the part that is bad judgment. Just write a few notes on an index card, or how about bringing a professional looking covered notepad. Have some notes on the first page. People will see that you hardly look at the notes. Notes written on your hand? LoL

 

[Denny Crane]

What do Palin and 5th graders have in common?

Liberals either want to ruin their lives or have sex with them.

 

[Paxil]

Wow Denny... you took this thread to a whole new level there.

I find it hard to believe that anyone would take Palin seriously as a political figure at all... including soccer moms. The soccer moms I know can express themselves politically quite a bit better than Palin. I am guessing that some just like her because she is not a Democrat, but I do not really know.

 

[STOMP]

What do Palin and 5th graders have in common?

Liberals either want to ruin their lives or have sex with them.

so liberals want to have sex with 5th graders??? that or ruin their lives? Is this your sense of humor or more the political discourse you bring to the board? just wow...

STOMP

 

[STOMP]

You'd have a point if she wrote her entire speech on her hand and read from it verbatim.

my point is quite clear. If you can't grasp it thats not on me

STOMP

 

[RR7]

I suppose if you want to write easy notes on your hand, instead of on a card, or instead of remembering three words, fine. I just found it funny how she tried to slyly look at it, and it was blatantly obvious she was looking at notes off of her hand. Just looks dumb.

Also, love liberals being called pedophiles now in the thread. Pure class Denny.

 

[Shapecity]

What do Palin and 5th graders have in common?

Liberals either want to ruin their lives or have sex with them.

http://www.republicanoffenders.com/Pedophiles.html

 

[Denny Crane]

I suppose if you want to write easy notes on your hand, instead of on a card, or instead of remembering three words, fine. I just found it funny how she tried to slyly look at it, and it was blatantly obvious she was looking at notes off of her hand. Just looks dumb.

Also, love liberals being called pedophiles now in the thread. Pure class Denny.

I was injecting a little humor. What else could Palin and 5th graders have in common?

Liberals sure love to rip on Palin, even if they've not seen her speak lately.

 

[RR7]

Well, define lately. The video isn't old.

 

[maxiep]

I don't get the ripping on Ferraro. She did nothing but comport herself well as a Representative, VP candidate and citizen. I liked her back then and I like her now when she pops up on news programs.

 

[mook]

Colbert has a funny take on this:
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-co...ry-08-2010/sarah-palin-uses-a-hand-o-prompter

Anyway, I have to admit to being a Palin rubber-necker. She's like a MILF version of every character Will Farrel has ever played.

 

[BrianFromWA]

Wow Denny... you took this thread to a whole new level there.

I find it hard to believe that anyone would take Palin seriously as a political figure at all... including soccer moms. The soccer moms I know can express themselves politically quite a bit better than Palin. I am guessing that some just like her because she is not a Democrat, but I do not really know.

In rebuttal, I submit to you Senator Patty Murray.

 

[MrJayremmie]

Here is some video from the conference...

[video=youtube;oHItY5Anj3s]

 

[drexlersdad]

http://www.republicanoffenders.com/Pedophiles.html

its always the shining bastion of moral fortitude who is secretly an evil fuck.

 

[Denny Crane]

its always the shining bastion of moral fortitude who is secretly an evil fuck.

Google "sex teacher" in the news.

Sure seems like there's an epidemic of pedophilia going on in the public schools.

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

Google "sex teacher" in the news.

Sure seems like there's an epidemic of pedophilia going on in the public schools.

Campaign commercial:
Blah Blah from the Democrat Party is putting children in danger by not supporting vouchers!

 

[Denny Crane]

Campaign commercial:
Blah Blah from the Democrat Party is putting children in danger by not supporting vouchers!

Not exactly. If we're talking about hypocrisy, maybe we should come down hard on the priests who molest children AND the teachers. But the teachers seem off limits until they're busted.

 

[barfo]

Not exactly. If we're talking about hypocrisy, maybe we should come down hard on the priests who molest children AND the teachers. But the teachers seem off limits until they're busted.

Maybe we could ban teachers from being within 500 feet of a school?

I wonder if this has anything to do with that innocent until proven guilty crap?

barfo

 

[Denny Crane]

Maybe we could ban teachers from being within 500 feet of a school?

I wonder if this has anything to do with that innocent until proven guilty crap?

barfo

Maybe we should make as big a deal about the pedophiles in public schools as we did about the priests.

Fair enough?

 

[ABM]

Maybe we could ban teachers from being within 500 feet of a school?

barfo

Unfortunately, that's where the strip clubs are located.

 

[Denny Crane]

Unfortunately, that's where the strip clubs are located.

And the registered sex offenders.

 

[barfo]

Unfortunately, that's where the strip clubs are located.

That's it then. Teachers can work the strip clubs, and strippers can run the classrooms. Problem solved. And the children will love it.

A pole in every classroom, that's my slogan.

barfo

 

[barfo]

Maybe we should make as big a deal about the pedophiles in public schools as we did about the priests.

Fair enough?

Have we not? Certainly the teachers having sex with kids stories get more play on this board than the priests having sex with kids.

Of course the teachers are hotter than the priests, so that's not surprising.

More seriously, it does appear a greater fraction of priests have this problem than teachers.

barfo

 

[ABM]

That's it then...students can run the classrooms. Problem solved.

Fixed.

Tribute time.