What is the best bridge to jump off in Portland after a Blazer Loss?

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I always reference the Hawthorne. Its not super high, you could probably survive that????/

the Broadway bridge might be good too since its right by the RG.

 

[dpc]

Come to Minneapolis! Our bridges will collapse while your on them, just in case you pussy out and decide not to jump.

 

[barfo]

C'mon, it's the Vista bridge for jumping, and always has been.

barfo

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I always wonder, if and when the Blazers win the NBA championship, I can see a bunch of drunk blazer fans just jumping into the Willamette. God, that would be fun.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

C'mon, it's the Vista bridge for jumping, and always has been.

barfo

yeah, but its no fun if its not into the river.

 

[Rodolfo]

yeah, but its no fun if its not into the river.

People that mean business jump from the Vista.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

yeah, but I am a suicide jumper on the poser level only.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Fremont Bridge

 

[The Professional Fan]

C'mon, it's the Vista bridge for jumping, and always has been.

barfo

That is fact.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Vista is weaksauce.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

yeah, who wants to splatter. its all about drowning in the Willamette.

 

[The Sebastian Express]

Drowning would be a terrible way to go - the insane burning in your lungs jesus.

 

[THE HCP]

You know I fuck around on here as much as the next guy, but this is kinda not cool. At least in my eyes. WHen I was in middle school, our next door neighbor jumped off the Fremont bridge and killed her self.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Drowning would be a terrible way to go - the insane burning in your lungs jesus.

would you even drown jumping off the Hawthrone? its not that high is it?

 

[The Sebastian Express]

I actually do not know because I do not live in Portland and do not know where the Hawthrone is. I suppose there is a chance you could knock yourself out and die, or it be really rough currents during a storm. Of course the knocked out drowning would probably be far less painful.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I think there's a certain height that when you land, landing on water is like landing on cement?

The Hawthorne just seems low-ish but heights are deceiving.....i suppose.

I wonder how deep that river is......

 

[The Sebastian Express]

It has more to due with a combination of height and speed of your body impacting the water, I believe.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

damn, maybe not: http://blog.oregonlive.com/breakingnews/2008/07/man_drowns_after_thrill_jump_w.html

 

[SlyPokerDog]

St. Johns

 

[Nikolokolus]

 

[The Professional Fan]

Vista is weaksauce.

Vista's nickname is "suicide bridge." Not sure why, but it is....

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

 

[Entity]

I had a middle school teacher that jumped off that bridge while I was enrolled in his class. He was charged with distribution of child porn, and so...

 

[Colonel Ronan]

I had a middle school teacher that jumped off that bridge while I was enrolled in his class. He was charged with distribution of child porn, and so...

Saved the State some money.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

*bump*