What is the best bridge to jump off in Portland after a Blazer Loss?

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I always reference the Hawthorne. Its not super high, you could probably survive that????/

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the Broadway bridge might be good too since its right by the RG. :ohno:
 
Come to Minneapolis! Our bridges will collapse while your on them, just in case you pussy out and decide not to jump.
 
C'mon, it's the Vista bridge for jumping, and always has been.

barfo
 
I always wonder, if and when the Blazers win the NBA championship, I can see a bunch of drunk blazer fans just jumping into the Willamette. God, that would be fun.
 
yeah, but I am a suicide jumper on the poser level only.
 
yeah, who wants to splatter. its all about drowning in the Willamette.
 
You know I fuck around on here as much as the next guy, but this is kinda not cool. At least in my eyes. WHen I was in middle school, our next door neighbor jumped off the Fremont bridge and killed her self.
 
I actually do not know because I do not live in Portland and do not know where the Hawthrone is. I suppose there is a chance you could knock yourself out and die, or it be really rough currents during a storm. Of course the knocked out drowning would probably be far less painful.
 
I think there's a certain height that when you land, landing on water is like landing on cement?

The Hawthorne just seems low-ish but heights are deceiving.....i suppose.

I wonder how deep that river is......
 
I had a middle school teacher that jumped off that bridge while I was enrolled in his class. He was charged with distribution of child porn, and so...
 

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