What would you do if you saw Jesus Christ?

[Further]

I'd ask if he had his own lawn mower or if I needed to supply one.

 

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Maybe you HAVE seen Jesus and you had no idea?

I definitely felt his spirit

 

[MarAzul]

Hat tips to Fez and barfo.

Again, unanswerable question because the premise is disputed. There may have been a Yeshua (Jesus in Greek) who taught and preached in the Middle East around 2000 years ago and had a following, although even that is unproven. But the rest? Divinity, virgin birth, miracles, rising from the dead?

And of course a lot of folks have claimed to be the second coming. How would YOU know it was the real dude?

And BTW, is it necessary for Jesus to return as a male?

But I'd guess I'd ask him/her if he/she every said anything about forced transvaginal ultrasounds and gay marriage being the fundamentals of his worship.

Wow! You sound like sweet cheeks Maddow. Nice impersonation.