So Denny, I went to the annual gathering of the virgins last night like you had requested. I sat there and introduced myself and acted like I wanted to be there like you asked. I even pretended to be interested in what they were saying to me. You said you pay me more for eye contact and I did for a second with Sly twice I think.
I took two showers and burned my clothes when I got home. The amount will be reflected in the invoice I sent you this morning.
This will probably be the last one of these nerd retreats I will go on for you, I don't care HOW much you pay me. A couple of these losers have actually ask to be friends with me on Facebook now.....what am I supposed to do with that? I have a rep to protect FAMS! They asked me to go to some kinda D&D Tourney, whatever that is.
Anyway, I sent you the direct deposit info, so let's make that shit happen. I may take a few days off from the forum, I'm beat. Thats tough pretending and acting like that for 3 hours. Pleasure doing business with you FAMS!