I hereby propose The Fuck No/Yeah System. I claim no patent; Sports 2 can have it. See this opening Blazer page?
http://www.sportstwo.com/forums/portland-trail-blazers.123/
Moderators will artistically divide it into 4 permanent quarters. It will have a vertical line down the middle, and a horizontal line through the middle. It will look like a big plus sign, a Cartesian coordinate system with 4 quadrants.
When someone starts a thread, he chooses which quadrant to place his thread. Here are the quadrant titles:
top left: "Fuck no! We lost!"
top right: "Fuck yeah! We won!"
bottom left: "Fuck yeah! We lost!"
bottom right: "Fuck no! We won!"
Since we're losing more than winning, you the humble reader will usually just look at the left (losing) half to read new threads. When we win, scroll right to the 2 quadrants on the right.
But during the season, if we went above .500, moderators would reverse the left and right. That way, winning would be the default, minimizing all that scrolling work, with which the poor younger generation is so often saddled while we old-timers have an easy life twisting knobs.
Late in the season, when those who want to win have flipped to join their opponent posters, the board would be reversed to put the celebration of losing on top.
"Sure," you say, "this would be a vast improvement, I already thought of it, but I have one objection. What if late in a season, and this won't happen for many years, like 2040 A.D., but what if the Blazers start winning late in a season? After the board's been reversed after the All-Star break, anticipating tanking, the Blazers might fail at tanking and win a championship. How should the moderators speedily reconfigure the board then, the ones who haven't quit?"
I have no answer, so I am asking you the public for your ideas. Then we can launch this in time to make sense of the Sports 2 board.