OT White House On Lockdown

[Chris Craig]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/white-house-lockdown-reporters-being-152600459.html

The White House is on lockdown after a suspicious package was found out front. A bomb?

 

[barfo]

So that's what happened to the delivery I was expecting from Amazon.

barfo

 

[Lanny]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/white-house-lockdown-reporters-being-152600459.html

The White House is on lockdown after a suspicious package was found out front. A bomb?

An A-Bomb? Spoken with fingers crossed.

 

[Lanny]

So that's what happened to the delivery I was expecting from Amazon.

barfo

I'm holding it for you. Now, give me your address and social security number.

 

[barfo]

You can't have my social security number, but you can have my address:

Fourscore and seven years ago, our forefathers brought forth blah blah blah...

barfo

 

[Lanny]

You can't have my social security number, but you can have my address:

Fourscore and seven years ago, our forefathers brought forth blah blah blah...

barfo

It wasn't a request.

 

[barfo]

It wasn't a request.

Ah, ok. It's 000-00-0002. I'll always be jealous of Marzy for getting 0001 (but he did get in line a couple hundred years sooner).

barfo

 

[Lanny]

Ah, ok. It's 000-00-0002. I'll always be jealous of Marzy for getting 0001 (but he did get in line a couple hundred years sooner).

barfo

Have it your way. There will be a knock on your door at your Gettysburg address sometime in the middle of the night on a date to be determined. Don't expect any kid gloves.
I trust you're familiar with walking the plank.
Almost forgot, you have your choice between the plank and being keelhauled since it's your first offense. After that it's a month in the brig on bread and water. The usual allotment of grog is being denied during this punishment period. If you comply then you may resume your Cuba Libres, mai tais, daiquiris, hot buttered rums, hurricanes. zombies and Long Island iced teas, not to mention grog.

 

[Chris Craig]

Have it your way. There will be a knock on your door at your Gettysburg address sometime in the middle of the night on a date to be determined. Don't expect any kid gloves.
I trust you're familiar with walking the plank.
Almost forgot, you have your choice between the plank and being keelhauled since it's your first offense. After that it's a month in the brig on bread and water. The usual allotment of grog is being denied during this punishment period. If you comply then you may resume your Cuba Libres, mai tais, daiquiris, hot buttered rums, hurricanes. zombies and Long Island iced teas, not to mention grog.

At least your not running is peg leg through a wood chipper

 

[Lanny]

At least your not running is peg leg through a wood chipper

I understand his dad went through that punishment which makes him a chip off the ol' block.