That's because you all are just used to American coffee (which should really be named "brown water").
Proper coffee is fantastic.
The correct order for Coffee is: Turkish(*), French, Italian, Druze, German, instant robust, donkey infused sewer, American coffee.
(*) - Substitute Greek in Greece and Cyprus - same thing, different name.
The same should go for "translucent piss" (American Lager) - but this is really a different rant.