Who has your penis helped recently?

[Further]

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/08/21/penis-exorcism-china-ghostbuster_n_3788941.html

Penis Exorcism? 'Ghostbuster' Arrested In China


A man has been arrested in China after he charged a young woman to rid her vagina of ghosts with his penis.

The self-proclaimed “ghostbuster” was held by police after he conducted the exorcism for 20,000 yuan (£2,000)...

You thought it was important to wear a condom before, now you have to worry about your penis catching herpes and ghosts.

 

[julius]

That is both hilarious, and sad

 

[BlazerWookee]

I pushed a girl's stool in once...

 

[Further]

I used mine to select the goose in a riveting game of Duck Duck Goose.

 

[crandc]

Do I have to answer

 

[Further]

Do I have to answer

Can your vagina capture ghosts? Magical body parts are awesome!

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Can your vagina capture ghosts? Magical body parts are awesome!

Must resist.....temp..... tation.....

 

[BlazerWookee]

I sat on a freeway off ramp with a sign that said, "Mushroom Tattoos, 25¢"

No takers, though...

 

[crandc]

I don't believe in ghosts.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Your vagina is a ghost town..... to penises.

Just sayin'.

So not cool - I'm going to hell.

 

[Further]

I don't believe in ghosts.

That's just cause you've never seen a ghost, but there is a good chance you don't see ghosts because your vagina is so quick and efficient at catching ghosts.

Hey, there are tons of Americans that believe in ghosts, and I think that's as good an explanation as any. But I don't believe in them either. But I will point out, my penis has reeled in an angle or two over the years.

This conversation started off weird and then took a turn for the insane.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

That's just cause you've never seen a ghost, but there is a good chance you don't see ghosts because your vagina is so quick and efficient at catching ghosts.

Hey, there are tons of Americans that believe in ghosts, and I think that's as good an explanation as any. But I don't believe in them either. But I will point out, my penis has reeled in an angle or two over the years.

This conversation started off weird and then took a turn for the insane.

We took it further, Further.

 

[Further]

We took it further, Further.

I love and hate this conversation all at once. The story may not be proof that ghosts exist, but it's the best evidence I have seen that god exists.

 

[crandc]

GOD used to exist but now he's Further.

If I've caught all those ghosts you'd think someone sooner or later would notice them. Would I find a ghost on a tampon?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

[video=youtube;W1D4nZ-a3WM]

 

[Further]

GOD used to exist but now he's Further.

If I've caught all those ghosts you'd think someone sooner or later would notice them. Would I find a ghost on a tampon?

Lol, well since they go from white to red I doubt it, but if they go back to white you've caught a ghost.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Gives whole new meaning to the line "He slimed me"

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

GOD used to exist but now he's Further.

If I've caught all those ghosts you'd think someone sooner or later would notice them. Would I find a ghost on a tampon?

You don't know much about ghosts, do you? Oftentimes, you don't even know they're there. Does anything strange happen down there? If so, they're probably there.

If there's somethin' strange, in the neighborhood........

 

[Further]

http://imgflip.com/memegenerator

 

[speeds]

I don't believe in ghosts.

So it's safe to say you ain't afraid of no ghosts?

 

[speeds]

I think Bill Murray is on Letterman tonight for the anniversary show BTW