Robin Lopez - and it's not even close. Ever wonder why there aren't any videos of Robin getting into it a scuffle with other players? Who in their right mind would fight that guy?
When Robin Lopez glares, you walk backwards very slowly without making any sudden movements.
When Robin Lopez points, people move out smartly in that general direction. (2:15 mark - Ariza is saved by his teammates)
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The Blazers tried selling Robin Lopez toilet paper in the fan shop, but it was discontinued because it wouldn't take shit off anybody.
Robin Lopez doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Sasquatch does exist. It just knows better than to show its face with Robin Lopez in town.
Robin Lopez once kicked Detroit's mascot in the chin. The mascot is now referred to as Hooper the Giraffe.
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This is the game that Olshey and Stotts watched when they became sold on RoLo. Clearly, they were looking ahead to the NBA finals.
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