Who the hell beat HCP with the ugly stick?!?

[SlyPokerDog]

The good news is Mrs HCP is now taking afternooner appointments!

 

[ABM]

Did Scott Zachry get "fired" fired...or was he just laid off during the lockout?

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Mike Rice is fuckin' gangsta.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

His first grade teacher?

 

[Boob-No-More]

His first grade teacher?

I thought she was the one that beat him with the stupid stick.

BNM

 

[JERRYSANDUSKY]

The ugly stick? Sounds like a personal insult. Very mean. Stop horsing around

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

The ugly stick? Sounds like a personal insult. Very mean. Stop horsing around

:MARIS61:

 

[Wheels]

The ugly stick? Sounds like a personal insult. Very mean. Stop horsing around

 

[THE HCP]

That's my posse!

 

[Wheels]

That's my posse!

^^^^ that was actually Mrs HCP trying to send a PM with a photo attachment to me but somehow she posted it on the forum....



And apparently she cant spell.

 

[mercykersey]

Ive been hearing about mrs.HCP for years... Can i get a damn pic??

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Ive been hearing about mrs.HCP for years... Can i get a damn pic??

She's in the GIF of HCP doing the robot, iirc.

 

[Denny Crane]

More like he fell out of the ugly stick tree and hit every branch on the way down.

 

[Denny Crane]

ugly stick

A stick that has the magical property of turning anyone touched with it, ugly. A beating from the ugly stick will have a much more severe effect than just a casual touch.

Ugly sticks are rumoured to come from Ugly Trees, which in turn can be found clumped together in ugly forests.

1) Christ, she ain't half been beaten with the ugly stick.

2) Bloody hell, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

3) She must have come out of the ugly forest to get here and hit every tree on the way out.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

You know you're ugly when Mike Rice looks good sitting next to you.

 

[THE HCP]

Ive been hearing about mrs.HCP for years... Can i get a damn pic??

That's all you get!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

how generous of you to buy her giant breasts and show them to everybody! you really are a renaissance man, i bet you let her drive and everything.

you west coasters are cut from a different cloth my friend

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

That's all you get!

and that's all that matters!!!

 

[tlongII]

BAM!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

 

[huevonkiller]

BAM!

Gangsta.

 

[THE HCP]

What the fuck!!

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

BAM!
My second stint with the lovely RIP CITY hooters of Mrs. HCP as my avatar!

 

[ABM]

Did Scott Zachry get "fired" fired...or was he just laid off during the lockout?

Just found out from my inside connection that Zachry was fired because he had been there too long....and made too much money.

Sad, indeed.

 

[STOMP]

Ive been hearing about mrs.HCP for years... Can i get a damn pic??

just grab a number, there's a reason we're all lined up

make sure to grab a fams beers on your way out

STOMP

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

just grab a number, there's a reason we're all lined up

make sure to grab a fams beers on your way out

STOMP

ZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!

OK, next.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

bump

 

[tlongII]

Talk about a Zombie thread…

 

[THE HCP]

BAM!
My second stint with the lovely RIP CITY hooters of Mrs. HCP as my avatar!

You are crazy dog!

 

[THE HCP]

WOW! Miss these dudes more than you can imagine.