Who wants to sit courtside with me on Thursday? (auction)

[KingSpeed]

My brother has a test to take and will not be able to make it to the game in time. And so I am offering to sell my ticket to one of my fellow S2 friends. It's in the very front row across from the Blazers' bench. In the "Were You There" thread, there was a picture of us in our seats. I bought this ticket at a discount for $750. In this thread, I will take bids on this ticket starting at $750. I will need you to meet me at the Rose Garden at 5:30pm on Thursday and pay me in cash. Anyone interested?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

this will not end well.

:MARIS61:

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

fantastic opportunity....courtside in a do or die game.

 

[KingSpeed]

this will not end well.

:MARIS61:

Why do you say that?

 

[McNicholicious]

How about we start the bidding at $1. Whaddaya' say?

 

[julius]

I'm bid 35 cents!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Why do you say that?

I'm just joking. you'll have funny bids like the one above...then people bidding a million dollars or offering to blow you.

:MARIS61:

 

[KingSpeed]

How about we start the bidding at $1. Whaddaya' say?

Going going gone? But seriously, $750 is a lot of money, yes, but it's an insanely good deal for a courtside ticket to any game, let alone a playoff game.

 

[anonymous gambler]

Can I bid in pesos?

 

[julius]

Going going gone? But seriously, $750 is a lot of money, yes, but it's an insanely good deal for a courtside ticket to any game, let alone a playoff game.

to some of us, 750 bucks is a lot of "my kids need to eat" money. Or "I have rent".

 

[KingSpeed]

to some of us, 750 bucks is a lot of "my kids need to eat" money. Or "I have rent".

I hear you.

 

[PHXBlazer1]

I'm seriously interested. I have the cash, just trying to decide if I want to spend that much. I'm gonna think it over for a few miinutes here....

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

to some of us, 750 bucks is a lot of "my kids need to eat" money. Or "I have rent".

or a threesome in vegas next weekend.....

 

[chris_in_pdx]

I hear you.

Do you?

 

[PHXBlazer1]

Fuck it. I bid 750!

 

[tlongII]

Is this for one ticket? Or two?

 

[THE HCP]

this will not end well.

:MARIS61:

One of you will end up on a meat hook in King's basement! He will turn one of you into a lampshade while listening to Depeche Mode!

 

[KingSpeed]

Fuck it. I bid 750!

I hear $750! Do I hear $800?

Is this for one ticket? Or two?

1

 

[Sinobas]

Hey, let's forget about the game, and use that money on weed and hookers.

 

[julius]

One of you will end up on a meat hook in King's basement! He will turn one of you into a lampshade while listening to Depeche Mode!

The same thing happens to Mrs HCP when you're gone. She ends up on my me...

no...nevermind.

 

[MARIS61]

One of you will end up on a meat hook in King's basement! He will turn one of you into a lampshade while listening to Depeche Mode!

I don't think they've seen his show.

 

[KingSpeed]

Thanks for the bid, PHXBlazer1. I am going to officially close this auction at 6pm tomorrow.

 

[PHXBlazer1]

Thanks for the bid, PHXBlazer1. I am going to officially close this auction at 6pm tomorrow.

Sounds good. I'll keep checking back on it. Thanks for the opportunity!

 

[KingSpeed]

You're welcome.

 

[44Thrilla]

I bid one blowjob

 

[BBert]

I bid one blowjob

Giving or receiving?

 

[TradeNurkicNow]

ONLY 800 DOLLARS? OH MAN TOTALLY not me

 

[THE HCP]

$751.......

 

[julius]

Giving or receiving?

both

 

[KingSpeed]

$751.......

Is that a serious bid?