Who will win in Iowa?

[EL PRESIDENTE]

 

[Eastoff]

Education will prevail over ignorance. Hope over fear.

 

[MickZagger]

Good grief! Ted Cruz is such a cheese dick.

 

[e_blazer]

Good grief! Ted Cruz is such a cheese dick.

No doubt. He must have a tool for his tool.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Ted Cruz looks like a child molester.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

How true...

He's here for the cock....us.

 

[barfo]

It all goes back to 2008, when the Democrats picked someone totally unacceptable to Republicans.

This year, the Republicans aren't going to let the Democrats do that to them again. The Republicans are going to seize the initiative, and nominate someone totally unacceptable to Republicans.

barfo

 

[Further]

It all goes back to 2008, when the Democrats picked someone totally unacceptable to Republicans.

This year, the Republicans aren't going to let the Democrats do that to them again. The Republicans are going to seize the initiative, and nominate someone totally unacceptable to Republicans.

barfo

barfo, I read that three times before I realized it really was as funny as I hoped.

 

[MARIS61]

Well, the geriatric white racist came in 2nd.

Donald Trump is the least racist guy you know.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[jlprk]

I've been rolling my cursor over circles for hours.

http://www.nytimes.com/elections/2016/primaries/iowa

 

[stampedehero]

Obama is going to announce there are multiple terrorist plots, cancel the elections and declare himself king.

Seems Stalinistic

 

[stampedehero]

King Joffrey Hussein Obama... Has a nice ring to it.

Slow down your Gif ..... give us a Gift

 

[Denny Crane]

Yep . Killed his campaign. I saw that live and knew something bad had just happened.

 

[Denny Crane]

Donald Trump is the least racist guy you know.

Sometimes you're actually funny. You were trying, right?

 

[Denny Crane]

Thank god.

See what I did there?

 

[blue32]

hillary? lol, wow. people are fucking blind.

 

[barfo]

hillary? lol, wow. people are fucking blind.

why is that surprising? blind people like sex just as much as the rest of us.

barfo

 

[barfo]

Looks like Kingspeed won the poll here - only one to choose Cruz and Clinton.

I didn't have a crystal ball, so I didn't vote.

barfo

 

[santeesioux]

Has Trump made America great again yet?

 

[riverman]

Has Trump made America great again yet?

We still have Mexicans and Muslims and no wall so I'm guessing he's behind schedule

 

[Denny Crane]

We still have Mexicans and Muslims and no wall so I'm guessing he's behind schedule

He hasn't gotten to the Indians yet.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

hillary? lol, wow. people are fucking blind.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[blue32]

^ hahahaha I swear they just must pay people to show up.

 

[barfo]

^ hahahaha I swear they just must pay people to show up.

80% of life is just showing up.

The other 20% is putting stickers on your face.

barfo

 

[speeds]

Did Rand Paul just drop out? Did he get offered a VP bid?

 

[riverman]

Did Rand Paul just drop out? Did he get offered a VP bid?

He did, but I'm not sure about the VP nod...I see Hilary and Bernie pairing up against Trump in the end..

 

[dviss1]

He did, but I'm not sure about the VP nod...I see Hilary and Bernie pairing up against Trump in the end..

Meh..

Bernie will tap Warren as VP when he wins the primary. Warren will be our first Madam President in 2024.

 

[e_blazer]

Meh..

Bernie will tap Warren as VP when he wins the primary. Warren will be our first Madam President in 2024.

Wait, what? Bernie is going to tap Warren? Is that even possible at his age?