Forum Game Whose fault will it be: Magic edition

[Mediocre Man]

This fucking team needs to realize losses are better than wins. I am going take Simons off the board tonight because I think that’s too easy. Thank you all for making this dumbass game fun

Standings
Sly 1 (38) -1 I don’t live in Dallas. +1 for pretending to help
Riverman 1 (37)
Andalusion 1 (36)
MM 1 (31)
Ptld platypus 1 (30)
Quatro 1 (28) +1 For blaming the South Beach night life
Hoop Guru 1 (27) +2 For reminding us Leflop mom got banged by some ugly, irrelevant NBA dude
Phat 1 (23) *3 For just fucking all of Miami. Fuck them
SharpeScooterShooter 1 (18) *2 For blinding us with science
Lawai’a 0 (16)
SheedSoNasty 0 (14)
blazerkor 1 (13) +3 He’s too much, motherfuckers
crandc 0 (12)
e_blazer 1 (11) +2 Fuck that bitch and her steel drums
Mick Zagger 1 (10) +1 for his obscure reference
everything beagle 0 (9)
Cugel 1 (9)
Chris Craig 0 (7)
Wook 0 (7)
Dozer 0 (6)
Ironman 0 (6)
Wizenheimer 0 (5)
RR7 1 (4) +2 For that fucking childish cruise line and *1 for realizing the error of his way for not playing sooner
SwissBlazer 0 (4)
Sedatedfork 0 (4)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Eastoff 0 (4)
jlprk 0 (3)
BBert 0 (2)
Blazerfan11 0 (2)
Ripcity4life77 0 (1)
tlongII 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Stomp 0 (1)
Amiricon 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
Kingspeed 0 (-2)
inconceivable 0 (-2) He knows what he did

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

I blame my sister. She moved to Orlando and now we no longer have big family xmas’s and family gatherings.
Wtf was she thinking????

 

[crandc]

Mickey mouse

 

[andalusian]

Ponder Stibbons, for he is the Head of Inadvisably Applied Magic at the Unseen University of Ankh-Morpork

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I blame my sister. She moved to Orlando and now we no longer have big family xmas’s and family gatherings.
Wtf was she thinking????

WTF are you thinking not traveling to Orlando in December to facilitate big family Christmas gatherings?

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

WTF are you thinking not traveling to Orlando in December to facilitate big family Christmas gatherings?

But then the other half of the family is still in the NW.

Plus. You paying for my trip?

 

[blazerkor]

I'm blaming the band Pilot. If they never would have written such a catchy song I don't even think the Orlando MAGIC would exist. Then there's the fact that these guys perpetuate the Magic by telling everyone to "never believe it's not so" over and over and over again. Oh yeah, this one is on Pilot and their smash hit from 1974 "Magic".

 

[Hoopguru]

Blame Amway and the fucking DeVos fam. They back DeSatin and the one Devos was secretary of education for Trump. Fuck Amway

 

[PtldPlatypus]

But then the other half of the family is still in the NW.

Plus. You paying for my trip?

All the fam should be planning for it all year, every year. Scheduled winter vacation. Plenty of inexpensive flights, and vacation rentals in Orlando are pretty cheap--get the whole family down there in a couple VRBO's and you're set.

Just sayin'--if I had family in Orlando, I'm going down there repeatedly for as long as I'm welcome.

 

[riverman]

I blame the parents of former and still occasional Blazer commentator Orlando Bloom for naming their son after a city in Florida!

 

[Phatguysrule]

Have to go with Cran on this one. Mickey Mouse for fucking everything up. Fucked up Star Wars, fucked up Marvel, perpetual copyright laws, and I'm not sure how, but I'm sure they are the root behind fucking up Blazers Broadcasting.

Fuck rodents in general.

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

All the fam should be planning for it all year, every year. Scheduled winter vacation. Plenty of inexpensive flights, and vacation rentals in Orlando are pretty cheap--get the whole family down there in a couple VRBO's and you're set.

Just sayin'--if I had family in Orlando, I'm going down there repeatedly for as long as I'm welcome.

Time frames matter too. I didn't mention i have to work xmas eve and the day after. Pretty tough to travel and visit in 36 hours on the eve of Santa’s arrival.

 

[crandc]

I once had a cat named Orlando. Not from the city, from As You Like It.

 

[Quatro44]

Hasbro for fucking with Magic the Gathering. Fuck big corp.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Some great ones do far

 

[Mediocre Man]

I blame that bitch Orlando Reeves for dying in the Seminole wars so they changed the name from Jernigan to honor that fuck . Go Jernigan Magic

 

[RR7]

I blame Shakespeare and Orlando deBoys. Without him, maybe they'd be called the Gatlin Guns or something cooler

 

[MickZagger]

Jeff “the Librarian” Turner

 

[Cugel]

Chauncey's fault. He will play all the vets he can for 35 min. Asinine

 

[riverman]

I’m adding a second entry since MM wouldn’t hesitate to buck any rule and say I’m blaming the expiration of Disneys copywrite laws for the crappy Disney figures that will now be sold by bad artists all over the world with misprinted captions like Mishey Moose

 

[Cugel]

I will just pat myself on the back.

 

[Pinwheel1]

I will just pat myself on the back.

Why was there a player who played 35 minutes? Not Chauncey's fault Scoot fouled out in 14 minutes.

 

[Cugel]

Why was there a player who played 35 minutes? Not Chauncey's fault Scoot fouled out in 14 minutes.

He went with Ant and Grant even when up almost 20. He was trying to win for no good reason.

 

[blazerkor]

He went with Ant and Grant even when up almost 20. He was trying to win for no good reason.

Chauncey should be trying win these games. It's Joe's job to either tell guys to sit out with injuries or actually do his job and trade the guys who don't fit with what our team should be doing. Chauncey has been coaching this team well lately and people still want to rag on him. I don't get it.

Chauncey's being asked to do something extremely difficult and that's coaching a roster on two different timelines. Joe is fucking things up. I still don't know if Chauncey would be a good coach if given a roster that makes sense one way or another but Joe hasn't given him that chance.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Standings
Sly 0 (38)
Riverman 1 (39) +1 Orlando Bloom is an overrated bitch
Andalusion 1 (39) +2 for the Ponder Stibbons reference
MM 1 (34) +2 For my incredible Seminole war reference
Ptld platypus 0 (34)
Quatro 1 (29) +1 Hasbro is dead to me now that I am older
Hoop Guru 1 (29) +1. Fuck Amway. A bunch of bitches
Phat 1 (25) +1 Disney is the worse
SharpeScooterShooter 1 (20) +1 because your sister sucks
Lawai’a 0 (16)
SheedSoNasty 0 (14)
blazerkor 1 (16) +2 for the One hit Oneders
crandc 1 (15) +2 My son was Orlando in this play when he was younger
e_blazer 0 (11)
Mick Zagger 1 (13) +2 for you and your random NBA players
everything beagle 0 (9)
Cugel 1 (11) +1 The Conductor is trash
Chris Craig 0 (7)
Wook 0 (7)
Dozer 0 (6)
Ironman 0 (6)
Wizenheimer 0 (5)
RR7 1 (6) +1 for Shakespeare
SwissBlazer 0 (4)
Sedatedfork 0 (4)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Eastoff 0 (4)
jlprk 0 (3)
BBert 0 (2)
Blazerfan11 0 (2)
Ripcity4life77 0 (1)
tlongII 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Stomp 0 (1)
Amiricon 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
Kingspeed 0 (-2)
inconceivable 0 (-2) He knows what he did

 

[SlyPokerDog]

OUCH!

LOL!

I hope the move is almost done, MM. Moving sucks!

 

[Mediocre Man]

I blame my sister. She moved to Orlando and now we no longer have big family xmas’s and family gatherings.
Wtf was she thinking????

Fuck that bitch +1

 

[Mediocre Man]

Ponder Stibbons, for he is the Head of Inadvisably Applied Magic at the Unseen University of Ankh-Morpork

Whoa. Solid +2

 

[Mediocre Man]

I'm blaming the band Pilot. If they never would have written such a catchy song I don't even think the Orlando MAGIC would exist. Then there's the fact that these guys perpetuate the Magic by telling everyone to "never believe it's not so" over and over and over again. Oh yeah, this one is on Pilot and their smash hit from 1974 "Magic".

It's like they've never been awake, or never seen the day break. +2

 

[Mediocre Man]

Blame Amway and the fucking DeVos fam. They back DeSatin and the one Devos was secretary of education for Trump. Fuck Amway

Fuck them +1