Why don't you sign with us, Melo?

[Blazer4ever]

You like the big apple? The biggest city isn't always the place to be. We'd have the strongest starting 5 this side of Golden State and we'd be a true contender.
What do you got to lose. You come for 1 year, probably add to your market value anyway, it's a win win

 

[HailBlazers]

Win win? Winning is the last think he cares about.

 

[Carmelo Anthony]

You like the big apple? The biggest city isn't always the place to be. We'd have the strongest starting 5 this side of Golden State and we'd be a true contender.
What do you got to lose. You come for 1 year, probably add to your market value anyway, it's a win win

All right, you've convinced me. I'll hit Perry up today, add P-town to my list.

The Blazers are lucky to have a fan like you, willing to go all out and post on message boards to recruit players for your favorite team.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Hey Melo, thanks for the quick reply. Talk soon.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

All right, you've convinced me. I'll hit Perry up today, add P-town to my list.

The Blazers are lucky to have a fan like you, willing to go all out and post on message boards to recruit players for your favorite team.

We were just kiddin, you can't come here.
You suck ass.

 

[andalusian]

We need a "come to Jesus" post in this thread. Paging @Jesus Christ Son of God

 

[SlyPokerDog]

We were just kiddin, you can't come here.
You suck ass.

Hey, now that Carmelo is a member here you can't personally insult him.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Thanks for starting a new thread, instead of keeping the long, bipolar, ADHD, epic thread going.

 

[Carmelo Anthony]

We were just kiddin, you can't come here.
You suck ass.

Hey, now that Carmelo is a member here you can't personally insult him.

Probably the biggest benefit to joining. I know the rules--insult the play, not the player. You can only say my game sucks ass.

Wait...

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Your game sucks ass.

And so do your posts.

But I'd happily trade for you if it meant Nards is going to NY.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Hey, now that Carmelo is a member here you can't personally insult him.

If it's true, is it an insult? Or would it be more of an insult to lie to him?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

All right, you've convinced me. I'll hit Perry up today, add P-town to my list.

The Blazers are lucky to have a fan like you, willing to go all out and post on message boards to recruit players for your favorite team.

Be Careful, there is this @HCP guy who likes to stalk you in airports.

 

[Carmelo Anthony]

Be Careful, there is this @HCP guy who likes to stalk you in airports.

Dame/CJ already warned me about him, but also mentioned his house as one of the fringe benefits of coming to Portland. I probably shouldn't say anything more about that, though.

 

[andalusian]

Dame/CJ already warned me about him, but also mentioned his house as one of the fringe benefits of coming to Portland. I probably shouldn't say anything more about that, though.

In case La La joins the forum. Smart.

 

[PDXFonz]

All right, you've convinced me. I'll hit Perry up today, add P-town to my list.

The Blazers are lucky to have a fan like you, willing to go all out and post on message boards to recruit players for your favorite team.

Occupation ROFL!!!!

 

[KingSpeed]

Merge into monster thread

 

[PDXFonz]

SlyPokerDog is a Carmelo Anthony

Last edited by a washed up all-star Today 6:39 pm

 

[BonesJones]

Why doesn't he sign with us? Maybe because he has 2 years left on his contract? lol.

 

[BlazerWookee]

All right, you've convinced me. I'll hit Perry up today, add P-town to my list.

The Blazers are lucky to have a fan like you, willing to go all out and post on message boards to recruit players for your favorite team.

Go fuck yourself. We don't want to root for a douchebag ball hog like you.

 

[dviss1]

Go fuck yourself. We don't want to root for a douchebag ball hog like you.

Brandon Roy and Carmelo are basically the same player except you can run an offense through Roy.

#yesisaidit

 

[Minstrel]

Go fuck yourself. We don't want to root for a douchebag ball hog like you.

 

[dviss1]

One does not escalate so quickly.

 

[Minstrel]

One does not escalate so quickly.

That's better.

 

[AquaXI]

Hey Melo! Care to put on Avatar of your personal marks like a mole on your left butt cheeks( made that up ) so we know it's really you? Then again how would that prove anything.....sorry move on.

 

[riverman]

You guys just don't know a Slypokermelo when you see one

 

[Carmelo Anthony]

You guys just don't know a Slypokermelo when you see one

Call me slypokermelo just one more time, and you won't like what I bring with me from New York.

Hint: it kinda rhymes with choking boa.

 

[riverman]

Call me slypokermelo just one more time, and you won't like what I bring with me from New York.

Hint: it kinda rhymes with choking boa.

choking on Noah?

 

[GrandJury]

This is why I didn't really want to make the playoffs that one year we beat an injured Clippers team in the playoffs. Players don't really want to come here no matter what.

Take this melo situation for example. Dame and Cj are established stars even from 2 years ago. Especially Dame. Much more sample size for other stars to see how Dame is now then back then. AND STILL somebody on the caliber of Melo still doesn't want to touch this team.

Mind you he'd only have to try it for 1 FREAKING year. Whopptie whoop 1 year! Yet he still doesn't want it.

I'm huge on internal growth, great drafting, and smart low profile free agent signings. Other than that our market should never expect a caliber of a Melo to come here.. ever

 

[PDXFonz]

Call me slypokermelo just one more time, and you won't like what I bring with me from New York.

Hint: it kinda rhymes with choking boa.

Barbacoa? What's with the beef man?

 

[e_blazer]

Call me slypokermelo just one more time, and you won't like what I bring with me from New York.

Hint: it kinda rhymes with choking boa.

SlyPokie's Kinda Slow-a?