I had a math teacher at community college whose name was Dick Large. Was acquainted with another guy name Dick Johnson…….
And when I got married I made it clear to my wife that I had no problem with her keeping her maiden name, as her dad had passed and had no sons. My wife appreciated that, but since her maiden name was Welsh and was pronounced absolutely NOTHING like it was spelled, she chose to take my last name……which gets misspelled and mispronounced too often, but nowhere near as often as her was (and still is). The Welsh spell like shit…..and talk like they have a mouthful of thumb tacks……