Game Thread World Cup 2018

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Pulled a rabbit out their ass

 

[Rastapopoulos]

OK England: how're you going to fuck it up this time? Surprise me.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Not particularly impressed with England so far. Colombia seem far, far more aggressive.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

I see your game, England: get my hopes up a little. Well I'm not falling for it.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

That shouldn't be a penalty. Tunisia did far worse to Kane and it looked like the defender just stumbled.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

England are not famous for putting away penalties...

 

[Rastapopoulos]

PHEW! I'LL TAKE IT EVEN THOUGH WE DON'T DESERVE IT!!!!

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Okay, Colombia, I know we didn't deserve the penalty, but that doesn't mean you should dive at EVERY tackle now

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Not the prettiest match

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Too much diving on both sides.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Harry Kane goes down like a felled tree

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Jeeeeeeezus.....

 

[PtldPlatypus]

C'mon Colombia, let's get a last minute score here. I want some extra time!

 

[Rastapopoulos]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

C'mon Colombia, let's get a last minute score here. I want some extra time!

You want it, you got it!

 

[Rastapopoulos]

C'mon Colombia, let's get a last minute score here. I want some extra time!

FUCK YOU!

 

[PtldPlatypus]

FUCK YOU!

Sorry @Rastapopoulos--you had to know it was coming!

 

[Rastapopoulos]

TRIPPIER YOU SHORTARSE

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Could the commentators talk a little bit more about England's poor history with PK's?

 

[PtldPlatypus]

TRIPPIER YOU SHORTARSE

After striking his PK flawlessly, Trippier accepts your apology.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

There you go, @Rastapopoulos--wasn't that better than just a boring old 1-0 regulation win?

 

[tlongII]

England!

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Okay, I was just away sacrificing a goat - what'd I miss?

 

[Rastapopoulos]

England!

The correct pronunciation is "Ing-er-lund!"

 

[Rastapopoulos]

There you go, @Rastapopoulos--wasn't that better than just a boring old 1-0 regulation win?

Now I have to go back in time and actually watch it, because I couldn't do it in real time.

You realize this is the first sign of the apocalypse, right?

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Someone find me a link so I can watch the penalties!

 

[Rastapopoulos]

After striking his PK flawlessly, Trippier accepts your apology.

Which one's Trippier?

 

[Rastapopoulos]

This is hilarious:

 

[Rastapopoulos]

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Someone find me a link so I can watch the penalties!