Would you have your penis permanently shortened for $7.5 million?

[EL PRESIDENTE]

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-penis-settlement,0,5348951.story

It happened. Question, would you have your penis PERMANENTLY shortened by 1.5 inches for the sum of $7.5 million?

I don't think I would. I guess 1.5 inches isn't THAT MUCH I guess, it sounds like it is, but when you measure 1.5 inches on a ruler, its not that much...but every inch counts?

:MARIS61:

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

I'd do it! I can spare 1.5 inches without any major impact on my sex life with my wife.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

hell fucking yes i would

 

[julius]

whats 1.5 inches from 4?

 

[magnifier661]

If I lost 1.5 inches, I would have nothing left! I am half asian you know.

 

[RR7]

I'd worry about them screwing something up, but even still, pretty easily yes.

 

[MARIS61]

Money comes and goes, but a penis...cums and goes.

 

[44Thrilla]

yes. without a doubt i would do it.

 

[illmatic99]

I'm sure that guy loves having this announced to the world.

 

[J~Rush]

No way. I wouldn't even have my left pinky shortened for 7.5 million dollars.

 

[44Thrilla]

i'd probably do it for 75,000.

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

You should change the name of this thread to: Would you be willing to suffer a fracture of your pubic ramus bone, a crushing injury to your penis topped off with damage to the nerves and arteries of the penis for 7.5 million dollars?

 

[julius]

You should change the name of this thread to: Would you be willing to suffer a fracture of your pubic ramus bone, a crushing injury to your penis topped off with damage to the nerves and arteries of the penis for 7.5 million dollars?

well, that's simply too long (and much harder to masturbate to).

 

[44Thrilla]

You should change the name of this thread to: Would you be willing to suffer a fracture of your pubic ramus bone, a crushing injury to your penis topped off with damage to the nerves and arteries of the penis for 7.5 million dollars?

my answer is still yes

 

[KingSpeed]

Yes. I have lots to spare.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

You should change the name of this thread to: Would you be willing to suffer a fracture of your pubic ramus bone, a crushing injury to your penis topped off with damage to the nerves and arteries of the penis for 7.5 million dollars?

hmm, probably no in that case, i mean, it sounds like they were lucky to save it...what good is 7.5 million dollars if you dont have a boner to ram gold digging skanks with?

 

[Mediocre Man]

That's 1 million per inch, and mrs. HCP would still say how much bigger I am than hcp.


In all seriousness, yes....yes I would