Event Wrestlemania

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Will it suck?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Only matches I think will be good are the Orton/Wyatt and Jerico/Owens matches. Aries/Neville should be ok too.

 

[Chris Craig]

In other WWE related news Kane is running for Mayor in Tennessee

 

[rasheedfan2005]

i tried watching smackdown the other night for first time in like 10 years. i didnt recognize anyone but chris jerico and i think i went like 15 minutes of women talking on the mic and i was like holy fuck how did i like this as a kid?

 

[H.C.]

I'm not going to watch it, as it's shaping up to be as poor as last years.
WWE has been pretty poor quality for a month or two.

 

[Jade Falcon]

Haven't watched a wrestling event in years. In my mind, wrestling died with the Attitude Era...around 2003-2004 or so.

I still love Taker though. GOAT.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

i tried watching smackdown the other night for first time in like 10 years. i didnt recognize anyone but chris jerico and i think i went like 15 minutes of women talking on the mic and i was like holy fuck how did i like this as a kid?

Males wrestling in their underwear is much more accessible now.

 

[Jade Falcon]

In other WWE related news Kane is running for Mayor in Tennessee

Glenn Jacobs. A TRUE Libertarian, and also extremely smart on economic policy. I've seen several speeches of his about economics on YouTube, and he's always spot on.



I thought he had a Masters Degree in Economics, but all that I can find is that he has a degree in Literature (IIRC).

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

In other WWE related news Kane is running for Mayor in Tennessee

Well, he better win or whomever is running against him is gonna get chokeslamed onto a fold out table covered in tacks.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

I wish they would've done Cena vs Taker instead of bullshit ass Roman vs Taker (which will obviously be interfered with by Braun). I also feel bad for AJ who is the best wrestler on the roster and is wrestling a McMahon...

 

[Jade Falcon]

Well, he better win or whomever is running against him is gonna get chokeslamed onto a fold out table covered in tacks.

"BAH GAWD! He's broken the candidate right in half! Somebody stop the damn election! We got a slobber knocker here!"

In sadder news, JR just lost his wife in a traffic accident a few days ago. Such a tragedy for someone as good as him.

 

[Nate]

 

[Jade Falcon]

In other news....Vince totaled his Bentley about 4 days ago.

I cannot verify anything based on the pictures. All we see is the back of it, which looks fine. I assume he either got the driver's side bashed in, or the front of the car.

First World problems, huh?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

He walked away like:

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Rumor that JR is calling the Undertake Match.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Hardys are said to show up in Wrestlemania. Nakamura probably debuting on Smackdown and Finn Balor probably tomorrow on RAW?

 

[Jade Falcon]

I've been watching the women's division on YouTube the past two days. I never watch wrestling anymore, and haven't since the Attitude Era died out.

Man, things are different today, aren't they? The women wrestle like men, and the men wrestle like women.

And what's with all the padding around ring side? Back in our day, you were lucky if you didn't get suplexed on to concrete.

I really like that women's division though. That's some strait up skill.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I don't like how they made it a fatal four way for the Women's Championship. Kind of dilutes the division.

 

[julius]

I've been watching the women's division on YouTube the past two days. I never watch wrestling anymore, and haven't since the Attitude Era died out.

Man, things are different today, aren't they? The women wrestle like men, and the men wrestle like women.

And what's with all the padding around ring side? Back in our day, you were lucky if you didn't get suplexed on to concrete.

I really like that women's division though. That's some strait up skill.

I'm guessing that the wrestlers didn't enjoy being back dropped onto concrete, having broken bones/concussions/injuries.

 

[Jade Falcon]

I'm guessing that the wrestlers didn't enjoy being back dropped onto concrete, having broken bones/concussions/injuries.

LOL, hey.....some ruptured kidneys never killed anyone! Just ask Mick!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Predictions:

Goldberg (c) vs. Brock Lesnar
Brock destroys Goldberg. Takes him to Suplex City.

Bray Wyatt (c) vs. Randy Orton
Wyatt wins clean. Maybe with help from outside, maybe a Sister Abigail sighting or Wyatt fam comes back.

The Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns
Taker wins. I say Finn Balor's music comes on and freezes Reigns up and he loses that way.

Triple H vs. Seth Rollins
Rollins wins after some fuckery. Probably two interferences with Samoa Joe and Mick Foley or some shit.

Shane McMahon vs. AJ Styles
AJ wins, Shane takes a big bump missing one of his elbows onto tables or some shit.

John Cena & Nikki Bella vs. The Miz & Maryse*
Cena Wins then proposes to a chorus of boos.

Bayley (c) vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax
Bayley wins. Sasha heel turn happens here or tomorrow on RAW.

Chris Jericho (c) vs. Kevin Owens
Owens wins. He hits the powerbomb on the ring apron edge shit.

Dean Ambrose (c) vs. Baron Corbin
Corbin wins after using a foreign object.

Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson (c) vs. Enzo Amore & Big Cass vs. Cesaro & Sheamus Tag Team Championship Triple Threat Ladder Match Raw
Rumors of Hardy Boys getting entered in the match somehow. They didn't make it a Ladder match for no reason. I think Amore and Cass take the belts otherwise.

Alexa Bliss (c) vs. All available women Women’s Championship SD
No fucking idea.

Neville (c) vs. Austin Airies Cruiserweight Championship (Kickoff Show)
Austin Aires wins clean.

Big Show, Braun Strowman, Sami Zayn, etc. Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal (Kickoff Show) Both
Don't know. Strowman is the obvious choice, but honestly winning this doesn't really do shit. Maybe Sami Zayn wins it and they re-up a feud with Stroman.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Wonder if there will be a Kurt Angle interference tonight?

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

I'm excited, I made a potato salad and a mess of wings (I bought a Mason jar of fire on the mountains Spicy Peanut sauce to bake the wings with). So my body is ready

 

[3RA1N1AC]

What's the word on Gentleman Jack Gallagher?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

What's the word on Gentleman Jack Gallagher?

I like his gimmick

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I like his gimmick

His accent is pretty wack though. They should have gone like full on marble mouth.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

What are his umbrellas called? Walter? That shit is hillarious, they should run with that.

 

[speeds]

The Andre is such a shitshow.

Can't think of another reason they do it other than to get everyone paydays.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I bet AJ makes Shane tap out.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

That AJ/Shane match was nice. 8/10