Event Wrestlemania

[SlyPokerDog]

Predictions:

Goldberg (c) vs. Brock Lesnar
Brock destroys Goldberg. Takes him to Suplex City.

Bray Wyatt (c) vs. Randy Orton
Wyatt wins clean. Maybe with help from outside, maybe a Sister Abigail sighting or Wyatt fam comes back.

The Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns
Taker wins. I say Finn Balor's music comes on and freezes Reigns up and he loses that way.

Triple H vs. Seth Rollins
Rollins wins after some fuckery. Probably two interferences with Samoa Joe and Mick Foley or some shit.

Shane McMahon vs. AJ Styles
AJ wins, Shane takes a big bump missing one of his elbows onto tables or some shit.

John Cena & Nikki Bella vs. The Miz & Maryse*
Cena Wins then proposes to a chorus of boos.

Bayley (c) vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax
Bayley wins. Sasha heel turn happens here or tomorrow on RAW.

Chris Jericho (c) vs. Kevin Owens
Owens wins. He hits the powerbomb on the ring apron edge shit.

Dean Ambrose (c) vs. Baron Corbin
Corbin wins after using a foreign object.

Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson (c) vs. Enzo Amore & Big Cass vs. Cesaro & Sheamus Tag Team Championship Triple Threat Ladder Match Raw
Rumors of Hardy Boys getting entered in the match somehow. They didn't make it a Ladder match for no reason. I think Amore and Cass take the belts otherwise.

Alexa Bliss (c) vs. All available women Women’s Championship SD
No fucking idea.

Neville (c) vs. Austin Airies Cruiserweight Championship (Kickoff Show)
Austin Aires wins clean.

Big Show, Braun Strowman, Sami Zayn, etc. Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal (Kickoff Show) Both
Don't know. Strowman is the obvious choice, but honestly winning this doesn't really do shit. Maybe Sami Zayn wins it and they re-up a feud with Stroman.

Nurkic's dad could kick all of their asses.

 

[Jade Falcon]

Nurkic's dad could kick all of their asses.

To hell with his dad....our Destroyer Of Worlds would merely look at them, and they would all leap out of the ring.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Pretty much called the Owens finish.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

I can't believe people watch this shit, and actually talk about it and care.
Holy shit, it's comedy.

Oh yeah, "wrestling" lol

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I can't believe people watch this shit, and actually talk about it and care.
Holy shit, it's comedy.

Oh yeah, "wrestling" lol

Are u pantless right now too?

 

[Jade Falcon]

Does anyone have a High Def stream? The stream I'm watching is in like 360P or something.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Yup. Like I said, Hardys

 

[Jade Falcon]

Yup. Like I said, Hardys

Fat Hardys, lol.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Dat swanton doe

 

[Jade Falcon]

Okay. Al Roker should never be in another announcing gig again. Ever.

Good to see King again. He's looking well.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Delete! Delete! Lol

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I was supposed to party with the Bella twins in Vegas for their going away party before they left for the WWE. Our secretary was friends with them and we had a table at Tao reserved for a bachelor party where they were but my dumbass friends wanted to hit up a strip club instead.

 

[Jade Falcon]

Oh go fellatio yourself Cena. You and your fucking carnival music.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I was supposed to party with the Bella twins in Vegas for their going away party before they left for the WWE. Our secretary was friends with them and we had a table at Tao reserved for a bachelor party where they were but my dumbass friends wanted to hit up a strip club instead.

The other girl at our work fucked a playboy playmate that weekend.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Im pretty accurate so far except for the preshow

 

[Jade Falcon]

The other girl at our work fucked a playboy playmate that weekend.

Okay. I want your job.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Okay. I want your job.

lol I work at a plastic surgery clinic

 

[Jade Falcon]

lol I work at a plastic surgery clinic

lmao, that explains the Bella twins. What the hell do you do there?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

lmao, that explains the Bella twins. What the hell do you do there?

TCOB

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

So Roman is gonna main event again??

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Ok so the second half fucking sucked.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Terrible just terrible

 

[Jade Falcon]

I fell asleep during the Orton/Bray match. What happened?

 

[julius]

I fell asleep during the Orton/Bray match. What happened?

I think thats the case for most people whenever those two wrestle, no matter who they are wrestling.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Wyatt is dope. Such a shit match though

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Never watched wrestlemania but it always seemed like it was a member berry trip down memory lane for wrestling fans

 

[speeds]

UT/RR

Taker missed some spots and looked old, slow, and fat. Probably a good time for him to step away. Wrestlers, like fighters, don't ever really retire, so I imagine he'll get bored and we'll see him back in the ring after about a year or so.

RR's push to the moon continues. Three straight WM main events, three straight tepid if not outright hostile reactions from the crowd. It wasn't the right time last night to have him turn given the spotlight was really on Taker. But this is all Vince.

Goldy/Lesnar

Goldberg couldn't go very long so this is the kind of match everyone was expecting. Was having the belt on the line in any way necessary? Not sure whey they had to peel it off of Owens after a successful run for this one-off match. More Vince. Still, the match was about as good as it could've been, so kudos to both.

Rollins/HHH

HHH puts over young talent in a match that lacked consequence. Steph took a bump but meh. She'll be back to burying everyone tomorrow. The match itself was decent.

Orton/Wyatt

Not sure why Orton won this match. The graphics were a nice touch. Match was average.

Both women's matches

You know when they pile people into fatal four-, five-, six-way matches they have no plan. Everyone gets their shit in and the match ends. I didn't see the first one but I saw the second one. Spot, roll out of ring, wait for spot, get back in, spot, roll out, repeat. Ugly stuff.

Cena/Bella vs. Miz/Maryse

Al Roker got booed out of the building. But they'll talk about WM on GMA so that was the point. Nothing match. Proposal afterward. Remember when Cena banged Micky James and broke up her engagement? He's such a romantic.

Shane/AJ

50-50 booking with AJ, your top talent, vs. Shane McMahon, the 40-something millionaire who's had like two matches in the last fifteen years. Waste. Imagine an AJ/Nakamura rematch or AJ/Seth Rollins instead of what they put out. Shane's punches suck. AJ still managed to get something out of this.

Jericho/Owens

For the title, just not "the" title. Jericho is leaving to tour with his band, IIRC. US Title run for KO? Bit of a downgrade for him. The match was good but a little blood might've gone a long way to getting over how intense the feud is meant to be. KO's laceration did look good for hard way.

Ambrose/Corbin

By the end of the night did anyone even remember this match? It was good. Corbin spent a lot of time in development and has come up at the right time. He is getting over and the lone wolf gimmick is perfect. Ambrose worked about a billion matches over the last three or five years and is entering Dolph Ziggler territory.

Ladder Match

Strange that Jeff was always the bigger star but Matt is more over right now with his TNA gimmick. Goes to show that wrestling fans watch more than just the WWE as his pop and following chants were deafening. Now the WWE gets to run the Broken gimmick into the ground. Hopefully the Boyz won't be taking those kinds of bumps because they'll be back on the booze and pills before long. Let them be characters first.

Aries/Neville

Didn't see it.

ARMBAR

Happened.

 

[H.C.]

Didn't like the taker/reigns match. I might be a little jaded, simply because as a child taker was my fav and you hate to see your childhood heros lose.

Lesnar vs Goldberg - Knew Lesnar was going to win. Surprised they even gave Goldberg the title. But KO was very much out shined during his title run in almost every aspect by Jericho. So it's understanding they took the title away from KO. Worst thing that could have happened to KO was Jericho.

Women's matches were okay I guess. I just wish they were held to the same standard as the male wrestlers are in terms of ring technique.

The mixed tag match was dumb as fuck. I like Cena, and Miz. But literally was the dumbest shit ever.

Don't watch cruiserweights.
Didn't watch Gronk appear, the mini video I saw was stupid as hell.
Didn't watch Corbin/Ambrose as I don't find Corbin believable at all.

Cool to see hardys, lets hope Vince/writers don't ruin them.

Orton/Bray - this match was boring and put you to sleep.

AJ vs Shane was better than expected. As it wasn't just about Shane's "daredevil" antics. Might have been the match of the night.

Rollin's vs HHH was okay, but too gimmick. Rollin's has needed a new finisher for quite awhile. Steph needs to be more like her father/brother and stop appearing on TV. As her character has zero credibility so long as she insists on doing all the stuff she does outside the ring. She's a pretty nice lady, and everyone knows it. Being a bitch on TV doesn't work for anyone with half a brain.

Overall this was a weak Wrestlemania. Just like I thought it would be when you looked at the card. Glad I didn't have to pay to watch it.