Game Thread Yankees vs. Astros Game 1 Sunday 5/14/17 , 2:05 pm

[Lillie]

Severino vs. Fiers

Lineups to follow...

 

[cagedlion]

Let's see how Seve serves the Astros. Just hope he doesn't serve them on a silver platter.......because Mr. Correa will definitely plant a couple over the fences. It's time for some bombs from the home team.

 

[Lillie]

Let's see how Seve serves the Astros. Just hope he doesn't serve them on a silver platter.......because Mr. Correa will definitely
plant a couple over the fences. It's time for some bombs from the home team.

Let's hope so Cage, I'm watching the Oriole Game on MLB Network hoping they will lose.

 

[Yankeefan5545]

No excuses, get out there, kick some ass, show the Captain a Yankee Team on the rise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lillie]

Aroldis Chapman has been placed on the DL with Rotator Cuff Inflammation and Chad Green has been recalled as per Meredith Marakovits.

 

[yankeesince59]

Aroldis Chapman has been placed on the DL with Rotator Cuff Inflammation and Chad Green has been recalled as per Meredith Marakovits.

...uhhh oh.

 

[Lillie]

...uhhh oh.

MRI said no Structural Damage.

 

[Lillie]

Gardner -LF
Ellsbury -CF
Holliday -DH
Castro -2B
Judge -RF
Gregorious -SS
Headley -3B
Carter -1B
Romine -C

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Just saw that per Cashman Bird may be out longer than expected. Het Cash, the current 1st Base sub ain't making it. Get on the phone or look on the farm because Schlitz not Chris Carter mad Milwaukee famous.

 

[cagedlion]

Isn't funny......strange that Chapman has rotator inflammation after two poor pitching outings. I guess if one pitches poorly,
there must be a problem!.................the new diagnosis method.

 

[Yankeefan5545]

I wonder how far Yankee Doodles pony shove the lucky horseshoe up Seveys ass today to get those recoveries with no damage! Damn Sevey. take charge

 

[kool1]

Happy Mothers Day, lets go yanks!!! have not been foll0wing as closely as i would like, like to see us win both today for split, the astros have become what KC was to us years ago, just an opinion, can't let them think they own us....

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Damn Sevey, you sure picked the right game to shit the bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cagedlion]

I wonder if there will be a medical problem facing Severino on the basis of this questionable
outing? Oye vay!

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Mierda del toro:

2.1 innings, 16 batters, 3 runs, Jesus Christ Sevey. God Damn Offense needs to wake the fuck up and start hitting!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lillie]

We just got home from Lunch with my Mother and I see that Severino Shit the bed again.

 

[Lillie]

All Rise, Court is now in Session.

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Bout time we saw some offense! Keep pounding the baseball and win.

 

[yankeesince59]

^^^ Hear ye, hear ye.

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Yankees catch a break and who's up with 2 on, 2 out, our buddy Carter. End result nothing. that guy has to be number one on the boo birds shit list. Reminds me of that dork auto out 2nd baseman the Yankees had now I believe with Washington. Damn it Cashman you got to find a better solution for 1st Base.

 

[Lillie]

Nice job Dufus now it's tied.

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Warren you piece of freeze dried shit.

 

[Lillie]

Castro again with another Fuck up..... IDIOT.

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Twin beds in the Yankee Clubhouse.

One labeled Severino shit here
The other labeled Warren shit here

 

[Lillie]

Ok Castro just doubled, Judge is walked and now it's up to Doo Doo.

 

[Lillie]

Holy Shit Headless.

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Miracle 1: Carter gets a hit and RBI

Miracle 2: Joe find some one who can close this game

 

[kool1]

awesome comeback... does so much for this team, esp. sevy, who will get a boost from his teammates for picking him up!

 

[Yankeefan5545]

God guys win thanks to offense.

 

[Lillie]

My Husband just asked me what we are having for Dinner and I said McDonalds. He looked at me like I had 5 heads.