Game Thread Yankees vs. Astros Tuesday 4/9/19, 8:10 pm

[cagedlion]

This looks like yesterday’s game.......’Close but no cigar’!

 

[cagedlion]

Man. They are hitting Chad Green like a batting practice pitcher. Every ball hit is hard & on the nose. He has no movement & everything is straight.

 

[cagedlion]

Yankee pitching coach is on the phone to “nobody” & no one is warming up! Kahnle just got up.

 

[cagedlion]

Green is falling behind every batter this inning. He is about to walk his second batter this inning.
Bases loaded, one out. This SOB needs the lucky horseshoe....otherwise, this game is over.

 

[cagedlion]

Only hope for Green is that ‘Stros are over eager. But I doubt that! That’s the game.
Boner plays to lose.

 

[cagedlion]

Boner, you jackass. You couldn’t see the writing on the wall. Futzing in the dugout with f’king gum!
In the bot 8 Astros 5 Yankees 3

There is nobody in the bullpen capable to stop the bleeding.

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Did not watch this game knew what would happen in typical pattern

Score check 1 game tied.

Score Check 2, Yankees went ahead

Score Check 3, Bull Pen (Green) totally shit the bed game is over.

Who the fuck wants to watch failures like this all summer. Fire Boner.

 

[Messiah717]

Houston is a true house of horrors for this team.

 

[Lillie]

Houston I think we have a problem here.

 

[cagedlion]

The longer this inning continues, the harder we see Boner chewing on that gum. No matter who he calls on
to pitch, he cannot make the right call. And it is not just tonight’s game. Just maybe the Yankees do not have
a good bullpen......against good teams.

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Puny offense, bottom 5 1/14, every Yankees reliever gave up hits, Yankee Starter goes a whopping 3 innings. Real crock of shit, this team could not win last place in a lizard screw.

 

[Lillie]

Puny offense, bottom 5 1/14, every Yankees reliever gave up hits, Yankee Starter goes a whopping 3 innings. Real crock of shit, this team could not win last place in a lizard screw.

 

[Lillie]

And there you have it another loss.

 

[cagedlion]

Yankees succumb again to the Astros in the 8th inning as relief pitching shows
how generous they are. Outcome is the same. Boner loses this game in 7th inning....
He did not bring Britton, a lefty, in to face lefty hitter Brantley.
[Gardner played one sloppy game along with a few other Yankees like Frazier, Romine]
Give a team like the Astros an opening & they will take advantage of Yankee mistakes.
Final: Astros 6 Yankees 3 BTW, Yankees only got 5 hits.

 

[cagedlion]

I just poured myself a large Malt liquor to get me away from Yankee reality & get me
into La La Land!

 

[Lillie]

I just poured myself a large Malt liquor to get me away from Yankee reality & get me
into La La Land!

 

[Lillie]

Lasagna optioned to Triple A replacement will be announced tomorrow.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Lasagna optioned to Triple A replacement will be announced tomorrow.

Shit....
Fk somubitch fargin eyesores sleazy sons of beaches, Trashman...

I believe in Johnny Lasagna and Chris Cannoli. Lasagnas gonna wind up being traded one day and make some other team a fine pitcher, the type who comes back to haunt us...inho~!!!

 

[Mattingly23NY]

 

[Mattingly23NY]

 

[Lillie]

Shit....
Fk somubitch fargin eyesores sleazy sons of beaches, Trashman...

I believe in Johnny Lasagna and Chris Cannoli. Lasagnas gonna wind up being traded one day and make some other team a fine pitcher, the type who comes back to haunt us...inho~!!!

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Lasagna gives up four hits and two runs.
The bullpen shits the bed for the second game in the row; giving up seven hits and four runs. Don't ever believe it when the Press says what an awesome Bullpen the Yanks have...

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Yanx 11 K's and 1-6 w/RISP...

This is like doing the same old soft shoe tap dance over and over since Opening Day 2018. Shity defense, shittier bullpen, really fkd up offense, and the manager who only knows how to blow bubbles.

This is an official call for baBoone to fire himself and resign. Bill Murray needs you in Charleston bonehead....

 

[Mattingly23NY]

I just poured myself a large Malt liquor to get me away from Yankee reality & get me
into La La Land!

....^^^^

At this point in Yankee fantasy / reality whichever one is more applicable and they both are. You are going to need Boilermakers. Malt liquor and malted bourbon.

 

[cagedlion]

Traveling from Baltimore to Houston is like getting a free ticket to Disneyland then getting held up by crooks
who relieve you of that free ticket and you are stranded in no man’s land. Is this how these Yankee will roll?

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Houston I think we have a problem here.

....^^^^

Launch scrubbed, abort abort, mission scrubbed. Team and Mgr not firing on any cylinders.
Mission Control assistance requested: We're gonna Strap the Asses of our GM & Mgr, entire coaching staff, Owners too, to that malfunctioning Rocket and send it to Mars, even though theres only enough fuel to get to the moon. Maybe they can catch up to that Tesla....

Go for launch and Godspeed be we you.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Traveling from Baltimore to Houston is like getting a free ticket to Disneyland then getting held up by crooks
who relieve you of that free ticket and you are stranded in no man’s land. Is this how these Yankee will roll?

looks like they won't be making it to Wallyworld til at least mid-summer...

 

[Mattingly23NY]

DAME Recap- not Game because this one was played by drama queens...

Fugly just got uglier...