I'm downright pissed, missing Opening Day for the 1st time in decades.

Why? I was told I had a colonoscopy at 9:am. I got a call at 6pm Wed night saying it was rescheduled for 1-pm, yet I didn't get the hose rammed up my ass until 3pm.
I sat in a fkng surgical ctr with a big screen blazing of Donald Duck fkng trunpixon. The guy flat out gives me a headache, the mere sight of this pos, I mean potus, raises my blood pressure, lies lies and pompous arrogance in my face-

I left my androids ear plugs at home, bad call on my part
Liquid prep solution: (PEG-3350) sodium water, puked half of it up. I hadn't had a meal since Tuesday night, only PEG and water until 6pm Tonight (thurs).
Note of warning to anyone having a colonoscopy, check out warnings, precautions, side effects, and interactions (of PEG-3350 if your given a jug for such) on
rxlist.com- if you find yourself in this compromising position. PEG can be fatal, in my case I began to seize, puke, blood pressure shot thru the roof; and damn near forgot who I was...

sorry for this visceral guys and gals...

