Yo Momma

[SunnyD]

Anybody watch this Super overplayed show? I watch it and repeat them to my friends every morning haha. Some of them are pretty sad, some of them crack me up."Your so black and your teeth are so yellow that when you smile you look like a pittsburgh steelers helmet? Hahahah so stupid.A funny one though is "Your Momma is so fat, that when she fell, I didn?t wanna laugh, but the ground started Cracking up." I started to laugh out loud then.

 

[BigMo763]

I've only seen one episode, and it is extremely corny...

 

[BALLAHOLLIC]

Your momma's house is so dirty before you walk outside you have to wipe your feet. LOLThis show is decent. Some of the jokes are horrible but some are well thought out.

 

[SerbBojo]

yea i thought this show was the dumbest idea ever, then i watched it and i realized i was right

 

[LyricaL_IvE]

I only like when they hikin' on each other. But when they goin through each others house and everything else it's booty. Especially when I saw the fake money they was giving them. The jokes be old <Censored> I already heard too.

 

[koopa]

bah, this show is horrible, mtv needs to stop trying to work with that 70s show stars, cause punk'd got stupid after a season, now the bring in this dope and it ain't even funny

 

[Wade3]

Some jokes are good and some are wicked stupid.

 

[boykinsforpresident]

My favorite joke has been this one by that white kid named Jordan!! Hickory Dickory Dock Your Moms A Slut!! lol!! i LMFAO when i heard that one

 

[BrewCityBuck]

Between SC I watched this...it's no wonder the people that watch MTV are generally idiots.

 

[hoopskidd5]

Such a gay show..Its a joke

 

[TheHutch]

"Your moms like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, then thrown in the gutter!!" haha"Your moms a carpenters delight, shes flat as a board and easy to nail!"haha some are good...others a rly bad and idk how the people in the back laugh so much...and then Wilmer says "STOP THE MADNESS" after the worst jokes ever and i hate the way he says "1000 in cash money"...jus the way he says money! haha

 

[BrewCityBuck]

maybe if they got a host that was funny...that will valderama is a douche.

 

[Nemesis]

"Your momma's so dirty I called her up for phone sex and got an ear infection." lol that one is pretty funny.

 

[Zards]

That skinny white guy named Bruno had a really funny joke about the 'Knock Knock' joke. That made me really crack up. D. Redd was actually funnier though. The show is okay, but there are more bad ones than good ones.

 

[Rok]

This show would be better if it adapted the In Living Color version. Meaning scrapping this one altogether.

 

[jkidd51524]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (boykinsforpresident @ Apr 21 2006, 07:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>My favorite joke has been this one by that white kid named Jordan!! Hickory Dickory Dock Your Moms A Slut!! lol!! i LMFAO when i heard that one</div>LMAO I was just going to say did anyone see Jordan? That guy is the man. I died everytime I saw him. I love that punch line "Hickory Dickory Dock.......Your Moms A Dirty Slut" I died along with my friends his face makes it lol.

 

[Zards]

He made me laugh alot when he was like, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but so will your momma if she climbs on top."

 

[jkidd51524]

It wasnt what he siad..its that way he says it and how he looks lol. That man is a GREAT MAN.

 

[nba dogmatist]

the hickory dickory dock one was HILARIOUS. i didn't see it, but i heard about it. Didn't they boo him or something?

 

[Zards]

Yeah, no one laughed. Its because everyone was suprised he just stopped right there.

 

[TheHutch]

yea ppl booed him...so he said "whatever!, that is gold!" LMAO

 

[Zards]

Lol I remember the part when he didnt know what a crib was.

 

[TheHutch]

he shoulda won...that was <Censored>...jus cuz that white judge said he was corny...

 

[BALLAHOLLIC]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (TheHutch @ Apr 23 2006, 02:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>yea ppl booed him...so he said "whatever!, that is gold!" LMAO</div>

That kid owned.Also that Bruno kid was pretty good.

 

[TheHutch]

i liked when they went to Jordans crib and his cousin was there and Wilmer asked if he was a good kisser lol...i loved the way wilmer said "ooo america"...and in the same episode i cracked up at the beginning with some black guy in a Ronnie Lott Jersey said a joke and u couldnt understand a word he said and nobody laughed or booed lol..that was the best episode by far lol

 

[Zards]

Bruno was really good in the freestyle, until he got owned by D. Redd, that guy was always funny. Allan sucked, :thumbdn1: He thought his jokes were so funny 'cause he delivered well, but the material he was using just sucked.

 

[BigMo763]

"Alright, this round you're gonna have to make fun of the other person using what you found in their crib."White guy: "So... what's the topic?"Wilmer: "You don't know what a crib is?!"White guy: "Oh, right... a 'living structure.' Gotcha."

 

[Bassy4MVP]

I liked the joke "Your momma is so poor that I saw her walking in the street one day with one shoe on I asked did you lose a shoe and she said No, I found one!. hahaha that was so funny.