Funny Your Useless Talent

[Tyrant of Ants]

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[crandc]

You never know when your talent might become useful. For years it seemed being able to write perfect grammatical English was a useless talent, no one gave a fuck, until I learned how many scientists can't.

 

[SheedSoNasty]

I’m pretty good at catching things that I have accidentally bobbled.

I can also do some voices fairly well.

 

[stampedehero]

I can play air guitar solos effortlessly.

 

[Hoopguru]

Catch big fish!

 

[barfo]

Post on S2!

barfo

 

[SlyPokerCat]

I play the NES with the controller upside down. Picked up the controller that way when I was 2 and never looked back.

 

[Natebishop3]

I'm really good at making people dislike me!

 

[e_blazer]

I can also do the Jean-Claude Van Damme split. Haven’t tried it in awhile actually, but I’m sure I can still pull it off.

First, let me say, impressive.

Second, there have been many things that I was "sure" that I could still do that with age, my body has revealed to me the reality is different. In this instance, finding out that your body can no longer pull off what your mind is sure of would seem to be likely to result in an extremely painful dose of reality. I'd recommend many pillows between you and the ground if you go for it again.

 

[crandc]

I have a great talent for bumping into things, knocking things, over, and breaking things.

My artistic cousin jokes about how he started doing mosaic because he breaks everything.

 

[MickZagger]

I can gleek up to 8 feet

 

[MickZagger]

I’m really good at nba2k video game even though I hardly play it. That’s pretty useless.

 

[riverman]

I just realized my other post wasn't useless enough.....I can snap all my fingers on both hands in a row like a drum roll

 

[SheedSoNasty]

All your finger? What happened to the others?

 

[tlongII]

Pull my finger.

 

[stampedehero]

I can gleek up to 8 feet

https://www.wikihow.com/Gleek

 

[kjironman1]

Sleep anywhere.
Yep it’s a talent.

 

[Stevenson]

It was way more fun and useful when I was a kid, but I can burp on command.

More recently, sometimes I can pick the house the people will choose on House Hunters.

 

[e_blazer]

Sleep anywhere.
Yep it’s a talent.

One person's talent is another person's narcolepsy.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Don’t ever bet against me in a obscure trivia contest........

 

[Chris Craig]

Cat like reflexes

Sometimes I have an uncanny ability to know something will happen before it does. (For instance I will have the thought so and so is going to call and then they will. Or that someone is going to say something in particular to me I couldn't possibly know and then they do, etc)

I can also do some voices including several cartoon characters such as Winnie the Pooh, Goofy, Scooby-Doo Doo, etc

 

[Chris Craig]

Don’t ever bet against me in a obscure trivia contest........

Me either

 

[BlazerWookee]

I can stick my foot in my mouth, even right after I've already stuck my other foot in there...

 

[e_blazer]

I'd imagine it would be good for a military person to easily fall asleep anywhere... or not in other situations...

Just yesterday I was listening to a guy telling a story about when he had a job as a security guard to make some cash while he was in college. His assignment was to sit in his truck and watch out for thefts at a construction site. He said he’d play music and do everything he could think of to stay awake, but one night he dozed off. When he woke, he turned to his right and there sat his boss with his pistol pointed straight at the college guy’s head. Pretty effective way to make a point about not letting the bad guys get the drop on you.

 

[yankeesince59]

Though he passed away in 1998, I can still have conversations with my Dad...and often do.

 

[barfo]

Though he passed away in 1998, I can still have conversations with my Dad...and often do.

Hate to tell you, but that means you are dead also.

barfo

 

[theprunetang]

I have this weirdly large muscle on my hand that I can flex. It serves no purpose. At all.

 

[yankeesince59]

Hate to tell you, but that means you are dead also.

barfo

Though from time to time I may be found in a catatonic-like state soon after over-eating on weekends, I am nowhere near dead.

In fact, I may stick around forever, just to piss people off...some of whom can be found on this forum.

 

[e_blazer]

I have this weirdly large muscle on my hand that I can flex. It serves no purpose. At all.

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Looks like a masturbation injury to me.

 

[theprunetang]

Looks like a masturbation injury to me.

It is bigger on my left hand....