|0fficial|Meyers The Terrible

[riverman]

How about "The Official Meyers Makes Baby Jesus Eat Summer Sausage Thread"?

Or the team makes Meyers eat dog food only until he gets a double double

 

[Jade Falcon]

What a'boot - Meyers makes baby Hitler cry?

Please....let's not make Baby Hitler suffer more than he already has. Spare him the torment of Meyers Leonard.

 

[ripcityboy]

Or how about he's just a BAD BASKETBALL PLAYER..... end of story. And we signed him for three more years..... AHHHH!

 

[Jade Falcon]

He needs more cup!

 

[riverman]

He needs more cup!

This reminds me of when my father upgraded the dairy farm to grade A with automatic milking machines

 

[Jade Falcon]

This reminds me of when my father upgraded the dairy farm to grade A with automatic milking machines

 

[Jade Falcon]

Caption this picture:

"It ain't that bad! You got two working knees!"

The jokes write themselves.....

 

[riverman]

More like this

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Caption this picture:

"It ain't that bad! You got two working knees!"

The jokes write themselves.....

We're both stealing our paychecks but the only thing to be ashamed about is that hair.

 

[Jade Falcon]

More like this
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Are you telling me you NEVER tried one?

Really?

Come on bruh....every guy wonders about milking machines at some point....

 

[Jade Falcon]

"They call you Boogie? I call you Snuggie!"

 

[riverman]

Are you telling me you NEVER tried one?

Really?

Come on bruh....every guy wonders about milking machines at some point....

I grew up milking cows till I went into the military...strong hands...plenty of farm girls...we sold the milk, I wouldn't think of soiling it....creepy thought..sort of like would you bang a bag of French fries and then add extra ketchup?

 

[Nate]

Who would be more productive, Meyers Leonard, or Cliff Alexander?

 

[Jade Falcon]

I grew up milking cows till I went into the military...strong hands...plenty of farm girls...we sold the milk, I wouldn't think of soiling it....creepy thought..sort of like would you bang a bag of French fries and then add extra ketchup?

.....nevermind. I'm sorry I asked.

"Why did you try dunking from the three? Why Meyers?"

 

[Jade Falcon]

The captions continue....

"Defense? What's that?"

"Wait....a layup? That rhymes with ketchup, right?"

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Caption this picture:

"It ain't that bad! You got two working knees!"

The jokes write themselves.....

"I loved you in The Sound Of Music!"

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

The captions continue....

"Defense? What's that?"

"Wait....a layup? That rhymes with ketchup, right?"

"Why's that part of the court painted?"

 

[Minstrel]

I grew up milking cows till I went into the military...strong hands...plenty of farm girls...we sold the milk, I wouldn't think of soiling it....creepy thought..sort of like would you bang a bag of French fries and then add extra ketchup?

 

[riverman]

my hands are YUGE....no way I could milk a cat!

 

[BlayZa]

The captions continue....

"Defense? What's that?"

"Wait....a layup? That rhymes with ketchup, right?"

"Subbed out? I guess the opposition will find it even harder to guard me if i am an extra couple of feet back from the the 3 line than normal"

 

[Minstrel]

my hands are YUGE....no way I could milk a cat!

How about Robert De Niro? Could you milk him?

 

[riverman]

How about Robert De Niro? Could you milk him?

questions that will go unanswered for eternity for 200 Bob!

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

B

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[Sinobas]

My mommy wants to take my temperature where?

 

[BlayZa]

"wha?, the shade of a fauxstache really emphasizes the gap between my nose and upper lip?"

 

[Nikolokolus]

I doubt Meyers set out to suck at his job.

All of the ire in this thread should be directed Olshey.

 

[Jade Falcon]

Sigh....



I want somebody to actually come out and ask him why he sucks so badly. Even if it means losing their job.

 

[BlayZa]

Sigh....



I want somebody to actually come out and ask him why he sucks so badly. Even if it means losing their job.

if you actually want to see him block something, ask him on Twitter......

if you read anything he says about himself, he feels he's a huge impact guy and has no time for negativity.... or facts and statistics too, it seems.

 

[Jade Falcon]

if you actually want to see him block something, ask him on Twitter......

if you read anything he says about himself, he feels he's a huge impact guy and has no time for negativity.... or facts and statistics too, it seems.

Oh I can't. He blocked me.

It seems Twitter and Instagram are the only places he DOES block, instead of shots on the basketball court.

 

[stampedehero]

Obviously his mind and career are elsewhere.