This reminds me of when I was in nursing school and doing a rotation at the hospital and a very nice attractive middle-aged woman (I was also middle -aged) asked me to give her sponge baths (even though I think she was capable of showering). Then she also wanted me to hold her arm and help her walk up and down the halls, although I suspect she could have successfully used a walker. In fact she wanted help walking on the last day of the rotation which I didn't really understand was kind of a test day and so I did not have time to get another patient ready for a transfer.
Shortly after, my teacher/supervisor informed me that I would need to repeat the entire year of school.
What a sad fucking story, right?