Carter and Chutney, we enforce rap legality and bring down the lame,
And our case centers on 2 amateurs who lack respect for this game,
So, we got both of these delinquents beat down and apprehended,
Planning interrogation without lawyers, so they can’t be defended,
Only for a short time span, but we have both these fools isolated,
Gonna hit them hard for a confession and leave their ego’s deflated,
We each know all about the crimes after carefully studying the scene,
Prepared and eager to hit them with that “good cop/bad cop” routine:
<font color=""DarkRed"">Hey what’s happening, y’all have been cooped up in here for some time,
I suppose that’s a lot of punishment for simply spitting out crap rhymes,
Just to make sure, I’m going to list out what you’ve been arrested for:
False claims, Boring the audience, and a general disrespect for the hardcore,
Now those are tough charges to beat, I really don’t envy your situation,
Concrete evidence is hard to defeat, and it’s present all over this location,
We can see so many threads of subpar rhyming with only a single glance,
Signed with that “creative” name (Venotorious), at every possible chance,
Notorious, you’re still a young’un, a minor, and a brat: so don’t despair,
If you co-operate, you could even have the chance to return to daycare
So, we can go easy on y’all if you guys confess and show us repentance,
I don’t want to be too aggressive, I’d rather give out a minimum sentence …….</font>
<font color=""Navy"">Damn Chutney, you’re being too easy: this is Officer Yama on duty,
You’re letting Fresh and Notorious run away like a bunch of p*ssies,
Oh my bad, I’m being insensitive ‘cuz they already are,
Why else would they be crying after starting this lyrical war?
First off Notorious, we got you booked for trying to be something you ain’t,
Throwing out weak raps that look worse than those sigs you make in Paint,
You should’ve quit son, retired when you still had respect,
Before your reputation on this forum was completely wrecked,
Posting no where else, except the Design Studio or in Hip Hop threads,
Well we’ve taped up those areas so you need to watch where you tread,
Little boy leave these forums, where men conduct business,
Before I break out my fists, and do more than just diss …….</font>
<font color=""DarkRed"">Yo ease up on the profanity Carter, it makes young Notorious queasy,
And you can’t bust out your fists, ‘cuz you know Fresh bruises easy,
Y’all were never a threat, so we don’t have to charge you for assault,
Inflated egos come from no one calling you out, so that ain’t your fault,
And nobody actually read you whole verse, so being boring won’t stick,
But, you can’t be excused for disrespecting the 2 lyricists who flow sick …….</font>
<font color=""Navy"">That’s what I’m saying Chutney, these fools came out slinging that mud,
But their lines were all duds, and now they’re afraid I’ll draw blood,
Throwing out all that bullsh*t, with those weak accusations,
Not knowing that I’ll show some brutality, without hesitation,
I mean, I have lost to Umair, I have to admit that it’s true,
But, stop living in the past and you’ll see I’ve outrapped both of you …….</font>
<font color=""DarkRed"">Whatever Carter, this interrogation is finished, we got enough information,
To take these embarrassments off the forum and complete our investigation,
Lock them up in rap prison, after a trial eliminates the chance of exoneration,
Where they'll be lyrically raped by their “bunk buddies”, left in a precarious situation.</font>
<font color=""DarkRed"">Chutney</font>
<font color=""Navy"">Carter</font>
